One time, at art school, I dressed up like an androgyne and stuck a symbol of oppression up my gender-neutral cavity to symbolize how empty I feel inside.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I rolled into Yulee a week ago and went straight to Whattaburger. Murdoch, my 120 pound Lab was in the back seat of the jeep. The cute girl at the window puts out her hand for my money and then gasps and says, "Ya know ya gotta bear in your back seat?" so I said...
I'll put a bear in YOUR back seat...