There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
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I got in trouble this morning inadvertently fingering her black ass while she was trying to get out the door to work. I meant to grope her skirt-covered buttcheek, but over shot the cheek and went straight into the crack.
STIIIIIIIINK FIIIIIINGAH!!!