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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Birthday Gift.(Read 29446 times)
Re: Birthday Gift. Reply #90 on: April 04, 2009, 08:47:25 PM
You have a friend?

Where'd you get them?



Re: Birthday Gift. Reply #91 on: April 04, 2009, 08:48:39 PM
In Esperanto class ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Birthday Gift. Reply #92 on: April 04, 2009, 08:49:25 PM
Well, good for you.



Re: Birthday Gift. Reply #93 on: April 04, 2009, 08:49:49 PM
You asked ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Birthday Gift. Reply #94 on: April 04, 2009, 08:55:24 PM
Wait, so you're a step-mom hip?

i don't see no ring on this finger.

WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU LATELY?!?!

hahaha

gotta have a j-o-b if you wanna be with meeeeee

Ain't nuttin' goin' on but the rent.

"Hey baby, what's goin' on?"

"The RENT, motherfucker."
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.