Counting in japanese is very odd. The word you use for the number changes depending on the nature of the thing you are counting.

So you can walk into a stationary store and say "7" in one way and get seven pens (cyclindrical things) or say "7" in another way and get seven sheets of paper (broad, flat things).

I'm not sure how this translates into picking up hookers. But I'd be careful in the brothel. You may end up with a three-way with two dudes if you say "2 cylindrical things"

Koreans use count markers that way. And they have both Korean and Chinese (Sino) numbers which they use specifically but not interchangeably. The counters are different for each language. And the marker for flat things could apply to a sheet of paper or a pane of glass. But only large flat things. Small flat things like movie tickets use a totally different word, which again, is available in Korean or Sino.

It's a fuck lot to remember.

yeah it is. I was doing really well in Japanese until the numbers lessons. That and all the relationals (in, at, on, of) is what killed it for me. I never made it to Japanese 3.

Stop getting off topic in my thread.

I'd like to off-topic your thread. hubba hubba.

Counting in japanese is very odd. The word you use for the number changes depending on the nature of the thing you are counting.

So you can walk into a stationary store and say "7" in one way and get seven pens (cyclindrical things) or say "7" in another way and get seven sheets of paper (broad, flat things).

I'm not sure how this translates into picking up hookers. But I'd be careful in the brothel. You may end up with a three-way with two dudes if you say "2 cylindrical things"

I'd imagine that with the first example you'd get a busty hooker, and in the second you'd get a flat-chested one?

"Hey. I'm rich."

Counting in japanese is very odd. The word you use for the number changes depending on the nature of the thing you are counting.

So you can walk into a stationary store and say "7" in one way and get seven pens (cyclindrical things) or say "7" in another way and get seven sheets of paper (broad, flat things).

I'm not sure how this translates into picking up hookers. But I'd be careful in the brothel. You may end up with a three-way with two dudes if you say "2 cylindrical things"

I'd imagine that with the first example you'd get a busty hooker, and in the second you'd get a flat-chested one?

Variety, my friend, variety.

No, just from the context ofthe question, man ...

fuck the question...

Doesn't underclass work in finance (visits brothels) and speak fluent Japanese? I'm sure he could coach Bagman in exactly which "two, please" to say to the madam so he gets what he wants.

Whether or not he'd intentionally tell him the wrong thing to say is anyone's guess.

Kyle still hasn't messaged me with his trip details....

chickity chicken chook

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."

Kyle still hasn't messaged me with his trip details....

chickity chicken chook

Arrested developments?

"I found a recipe for pumpkin flan that will just melt in your mouth."
"I'll melt in your mouth.  ...  Oh, I'm just so bad at introductions!  My name's Steve."

"youre ugly, wanna fuck?"

"I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOU"

That restraining order was cute.

"Ever seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"

"Hey, do you like candy?  I have some in my van."

I hear that one works on C. She likes candy a lot.

*scribbles furtively in notebook*

"Hey, do you like candy?  I have some in my van."

Puppies, too.

"Hey, do you like candy?  I have some in my van."

Puppies, too.

Weed and beer, for you. 

Candy, puppies, and funny stories.

A friend and I have discussed putting together an all-teenage-goodtime-girl noise band to be known as "Van Candy".

We can't start auditions until we actually have a van, unfortunately.

The girls youre looking for have cams. No need to wait.

A friend and I have discussed putting together an all-teenage-goodtime-girl noise band to be known as "Van Candy".

We can't start auditions until we actually have a van, unfortunately.

With people abandoning large vehicles in droves, I'd have though van's are easy to find and inexpensive...

But for a real van, you want one of these:

With its supersexy interior...

Something to look untill the links are fixed.

That's the most flagrant display of bad taste ever.

McCar or the Sandman?

Australians arent known for their refined tastes...

McCar or the Sandman?

Australians arent known for their refined tastes...

right

is this going to turn into a paul hogan thread too?