Garage Squad:

Anyone watch this crap?

I've watched about three episodes of this and each one has pissed me off more than the last.

Who the fuck else hates this show because they only help well to do people who cry that they just don't have time for their expensive pet projects???

It's not like the people they help are short of money, ...only intelligence or time.

Fuck these people. I have a 61 Falcon they can restore, but wait, helping poor people with their classic cars is not what the show is about.

The Velocity (Discovery) Channel pays for all of this shit to help out only people who are whiny privileged assholes.

You will never see them help out a family that is destitute who might have a nice old car that could be restored. Oh no, those get towed away (stolen by the state) at the owners expense. (extortion)

Fuck this garbage television crap.

Really?
They tow your shit away there, and charge you for it?

They can tow it away if it sits in front of your house for three days. (even if it's registered and insured) They don't charge you for towing it but they dam sure charge if you want it back. If you want it back you have to go through the police dpt, the police charge an extra $80-$100 fee for faxing a release to the tow yard where you then have to pay them $100's.

I went through this shit with my Falcon about 15 years ago.

How is that even legal?

The only time you really see that done here is with HOAs ...

Fuck TV, fuck cops, and fuck towtrucks. If I see you standing in my yard you get one invitation to leave and then I shoot.

Are you going to shoot the cop who is there to make sure you don't interfere? That's the thing, the tow truck driver could be driven away but the cop who started it will stand his ground and then what?

A 67 Chrysler that belonged to my ex was taken exactly like this just a couple years ago. It would have cost more than the car was perceived to be worth to get it back, then where would we put it?  So they basically just stole it from us.  It had a MOPAR 383 in it that only needed an oil pump.

It didn't run but I pushed it to different parking spots every week. It was registered and insured and I had just replaced the rubber with newer used tires that were in pretty good shape.  One day a cop came buy and opened the hood 'without permission', saw that it didn't have a battery installed and that was the end of that.   

Even though it was sitting directly in front of the house it was registered to they classified it as abandoned.
That's how their records will read.

Fucking assholes, I would have gotten to it eventually.

That's bullshit. A jurisdiction should not legislate what you legally have on your property. This is why I will never live in a covenant community again.

On the other hand, I tend not to hold onto things that aren't functional. I have a 21 year old car, a motorcycle, a bicycle, some tools, a power washer, a generator and a dog. I don't own a bed, or a table, or a chair.

Prioritize, man.

Technically it was on the street so they figured they had jurisdiction. And I don't even live in the city limits, my small neighborhood is actually still county.

I have a 2000 Honda civic + my old falcon. My truck is fucked and I'll never be able to get it back on the road but it is in my back yard partially disassembled. I had a motorcycle until my son took the spark plugs out one year for a piece of shit dirt bike and left it sitting in the rain with open cylinders. 

I have a pretty nice bicycle with a custom head light and tail light made from chrome shower heads. And I have a power washer sitting on my front porch I haven't even tried to start yet. (the pull cord is fucked up)

I have a bunch of tools but they are scattered all over the house and I can never find what I need.

I have a bed I haven't sleep in, in about two years and five personal cats that live in the house with me but there are about 10 transient outside cats that I feed. They show up in the morning then drift away.

I don't have a table although there may be one stored away and I have several chairs and a sofa I currently pass out on.

Oh and a .44 revolver a .22 rifle and a .36 derringer I plan on reaming out soon to accept 9mm.

Yeah... I didn't mention guns. First rule of prepping is that you don't talk about prepping.

But you mentioned shooting  So A = B

http://www.yolocountysheriff.com/join/volunteer/stars/bullshit.

YOLO!

Ah that shits all over the fucking state. One end to the other.

That was the easiest descriptive link of what they are (or are supposed to be) that I could find.
Just so nobody would be confused about what the term meant.
Obviously they weren't created to help anyone,
just a venue for old retired cops to continue fucking with people for fun. And they get paid for it while collecting their pensions! And their vehicles for driving around are provided at taxpayer expense.

And confronting them in any way for being in your area will bring a stamped of police cars to your location.

Oy Veh!

Fucking Nazis!!!