No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.

You and eitje can share a bed. I can videotape.

Hawt!

Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

Que?

Well, it's a good thing he's got a great friend in you and that you can keep a secret ....

Man, I sure hope I can fuck two girls by the time I'm 28! 

depends on what you mean by fuck...

Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!

Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!

Austin is a pretty sweet place to get fucked!

No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.

Now ? how many years has this topic being going again...

someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.


Ok, so it's not as awesome as the first time email.... but it's still "O for Awesome" on the LG scale.

I got texts about it. All he said was he met her on CL and had sex. I said "ew" and he said I was jealous because I wasn't the one having sex with him.

someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.

I can bring some with me in November?

gross gross gross. you boys are all gross.

Nick my suitcase will be full of used panties by 11/7.

No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.

Wow, JUST now?  You apparently want to fuck him at least a little or you have some kind of iron will.

It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.

Then we fucked hard hahaha. God, I feel evil.

 

THANK YOU FOR ROBBING ME OF A BOX OF PANTIES, DICK

So is this deed done? Has J been dumped?

Ughhhh, she sounds like an 18 year old meeeee. When I started posting on AS, you guys, I was just like that. Only I used alt.com to find dudes instead of craigslist, obviously.

I whored around with waaaaay too many dudes who were waaaaaaaaaaaay too old for me. Fuck. At the time I thought I was using them but I see now I was pretty much just exploiting myself.

Man, fuck you, hindsight.

Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...

Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...

How is it using someone if they are enjoying themselves and expect nothing from you? Do you think that's impossible or something?

Man, fuck you, hindsight.

can you please get T-shirts made of those? I'm an L, thx

Yes, J and I are officially finito. I told her it wasn't fair for us to keep seeing one another and so I broke it off the day she got back from Africa.

This suicidal girl's g-spot was super easy to find. I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly. Noice! It's good to have more experiences; I have a lot of catching up to do.

Yeehaw for Craigslist.

There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...

There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...

Oh gawd. Eitje, keep your goddamn germs to yourself. Maybe you should rethink this June trip...

OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.

OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.

ROFL.  Fucking quote of the century.