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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Jury Duty(Read 3405 times)
Jury Duty on: November 05, 2015, 09:26:25 PM
The system we have here is so fucked up. For one thing the summons came in Sep for the month of Nov. Then you have to call a recording to find out you have to call again tomorrow, only to find out you have to call again the next day and so on until you are instructed to report. I checked in on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday, but forgot to check in on Wednesday! Today I noticed the summons again (which I am amazed I was able to keep track of for over a freaking month) and thought oh shit. So I checked in a little after 12:00 today and found out I was supposed to have reported at 8:00 this morning.

Hahahahaha
I really tried to keep up, I had every intention of going in.

So what is the process like in your area?
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Re: Jury Duty Reply #1 on: November 06, 2015, 04:13:40 PM
I don't know; I'm exempt ....
I can't imagine it much easier here though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Jury Duty Reply #2 on: November 06, 2015, 04:15:43 PM
How do you get to be exempt?
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Re: Jury Duty Reply #3 on: November 06, 2015, 05:02:00 PM
I got called one back in the mid 90's.  I just got a letter in the mail saying to show up on X day for jury selection.  I got selected for some trial about an old black man suing his insurance company, and was excited about it since I was unemployed at the time and looking forward to the piddly bit of money they pay you, but the asshole settled out of court and I didn't get shit.
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Re: Jury Duty Reply #4 on: November 06, 2015, 07:51:15 PM
I just ignored them when I was younger. Nobody ever came after me because of it. But somewhere along the road I decided I have an opinion on most everything so why not be a juror. But so far I have been thwarted at each opportunity. That's one of the reasons I dislike the current system, because I forgot to check in one day I was denied the opportunity to participate.  I should sue!
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.