I'll just go and fuck Melissa in the ass and secretly imagine it's a guy
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
See, all my IRLs are on Facebook. I use twitter cuz I hate all the people I know IRL.
Oh, that's what happened to you?
Close enough.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Mmmmm!