Would you think less of me if I actually fantasized about fucking Nancy Kulp.
She was a lesbian but that just makes it better.

http://www.legacy.com/news/celebrity-deaths/article/nancy-kulp-miss-jane-hathaway

Hmmmm ....

Despite her decade-long marriage to Dacus, Kulp indicated to author Boze Hadleigh in a 1989 interview at age 67 that she was a lesbian, according to Wikipedia. "As long as you reproduce my reply word for word, and the question, you may use it," she was quoted as saying. "I'd appreciate it if you'd let me phrase the question. There is more than one way. Here's how I would ask it: 'Do you think that opposites attract?' My own reply would be that I'm the other sort – I find that birds of a feather flock together. That answers your question."

Hey, man ...
Some like the schoolgirl ...
... Some like the marm