I found a suitcase full of his clothes in one of my closets.

ohmy.

It wasn't the onewhoshallnotbenamed. It was the other one.

Wanna buy it???

nah. maybe you should burn it. as a symbolic thing or something something.

Go through the pockets for money/blackmail materials

What labels are on the clothes ?

I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.

I'll give you $20 for it if you throw in a pair of your used panties in a sealed plastic bag.

A good suitcase is worth $20 by itself.

Need sizes and styles please.

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

Dave will take the assless chaps off your hands tho...

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Need sizes and styles please.

right, anything that screams "rapist" or "drunken sailor" or has a greased zipper you can set aside for zoomie.

zOMG I <3 you so much. I might let you enjoy the rape before I kill you.

haha, you're such a peach.

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Meh. It's slightly better when they're still wigglin'.

Ahhh twitchers....

the rape is always better when the killing has already occured...

Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?

Everything is better when the stripper is crying. Even the cheap draught tastes good.

Is that kinda like how a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'?

From playing GTA4 I've found that the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is dodging shotgun shells.

I think maybe it's best to kill during the rape? That way you get the best of both worlds! I think I am onto something here.

I will post pics of the suitcase and the clothing inside the suitcase for shits n' giggles sometime this week.

Also please grade the overall odor on a scale of 1-10. One being the vag of a weeklong dead crackwhore and 10 being a freshly baked NY deli baguette.

i need some new clothes

Give them to me.

fat guy little coat edited

OK that was funny, in context.

I reckon black light them for tell tale signs of extra curricular jizz marks.

Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML

Ok lets move this transaction along. $10, take it or leave it.

Don't you want pics? I'll post pics. I don't think $10 will even cover the shipping costs. will it?

Yes I want to see pics

No, you can pass it to Emp the next time he's there, Emp can bring it to me.

I know you don't care about the case or the clothes, you care about the $10.