...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

I should have put this in substance abuse.

Grit yer teeth. All the smoke will do is stop you from wanting it, but next time you'll want one even more. If you can get through this urge, the next one will be easier.

I'm thinking if I get too drunk to drive I won't go buy some.

But the drinking will trigger the urge.

Well whatever you do, don't get too drunk to drive and then drive anyway cuz you want a smoke.

Got some Dentyne. It will pass. And some Sam Adams.

IT'LL GET YA DRUNK. YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME. YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO.

That doesn't sound like Donald Fagen to me...

...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

Okay.

Take two deep breaths.

In, Out, In, Out.

There's no joke here.

Masturbate.

It used to work for me.

Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...

Keep not smoking and I promise I'll lay a big wet one on ya if I ever meet you in person.

but, srsly, it's a hard habit to quit. i haven't smoked in three years but sometimes i still find myself reaching for my pack while i'm sitting here.

overeat

You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.

Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.

Yeah. It worked for you. You were sucking down Marlboro Reds the last time I saw you...

Masturbate.

It used to work for me.

Samuel jackson

A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME

A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME

Libertine, how's the pussy?

Dude, different Libertine.

I'm not either libertine but my gina's just fine, fanks.

You didn't need to subtext that. I still reach for a pack in my shirt pocket. It's like I'm a silverback beating on my chest every so often.

Thanks guys. I found the problem. Tulip brought me a coke zero this afternoon while I was working on the truck. I haven't had a soda in a while. It's the caffeine, I'm sure. All gone.

Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...

I also moved this to the right place ...

Caffiene and nicotine are one atom off ...

That's nonsense, Dave.

Nicotine:  C10H14N2
Caffeine:  C8H10N4O2

C13H12BrNO2

I'VE GOT A FAG YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.

wait that does not sound right.

I'VE GOT A FAG, YOU CAN SUCK ON ZOOMIE.

fixed

I am not at all surprised that you have a fag.

I got through the night without lighting up, thanks.

Good job man. I'm on the drink / smoke a pack of cigarettes once every two weeks plan.

for budgetary reasons only, right?

Fucking part timer.

This cig is making me need to poop.

...to talk me down. I REALLY want a smoke tonight.

I should have put this in substance abuse.

i've been easing off my patch. i'm even lower brow than usual. i'm like an australopithicine. i think they're in australia. or england.