CT: Bros Icing Bros is stupid, but fun nonetheless.

I just heard about Icing on the evening news tonight. I love it, and it's fucking retarded.

I have a Master's in Balls and a PhD in deez nutz.  I mean yea, I will only have 15 classes to take to finish my undergrad if I am accepted into the New College at my school.  Which would mean I would be done December 2011.  Holla at yer girrrllll.   Oh and Sakhi, who cares if you finish your finals.  You are expected to.  You are in highschool. 

I wasn't aware there was a rule saying you can only post things people care about.

CT: Bros Icing Bros is stupid, but fun nonetheless.

I just heard about Icing on the evening news tonight. I love it, and it's fucking retarded.

Icing?

AWWWW YEAH!

The rules go like this:
You present a Smirnoff Ice to someone.  The more clever the presentation, the better.

That person must immediately take a knee and chug the Ice.

You cannot refuse an Ice, but  if you are carrying an Ice, you can block it and the other person has to take a knee and chug both of the Ices.


It started as some sort of frat drinking game in the south.

That's way smarter than the drinking games we played. I remember showing up in tahoe and showing a group of locals how to play circle of death. Man...

Why not just play Mr 40 Hands, same thing...

Icing differs from the other games in that you're unlikely to get drunk based on playing that alone.

You are pretty likely to end up taking a knee and chugging a Smirnoff Ice in inappropriate/illegal/embarrassing/irritating situations, though.

I can dig it.

My over 30 friends in SF have been playing this game and posting pics of it on facebook.  I wouldn't drink an "ice" if God himself presented it to me.

What's "Circle Of Death" and "Mr 40 Hands"?
Are any of these things even remote to an "Ookie Cookie"?
Where's Danzig when I need him?

You duct tape a 40 to each hand and you can't take them off until they are empty. Hope you ain't gotsa pee...

Eh, I see a free index finger. He could probably get the zipper down, dick over boxers, and maybe aim somewhat with that, once he'd emptied that 40 first, of course.

My over 30 friends in SF have been playing this game and posting pics of it on facebook.  I wouldn't drink an "ice" if God himself presented it to me.

Man, fuckin' seriously!

Beer? Fine. Cider? Fine. Even some shit like a Mike's Hard Lemonade, maybe. But Smirnoff Ice is fucking disgusting.

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Absolutely. It's malt liquor (basically the dregs of the beer making process) and lemonade. Someone hands me an ice they're going to wear it, and it they're lucky they won't wear the bottle. It's complete shit.

If I hand you a drink you'll accept it and be grateful

If I hand you a drink you'll accept it and be grateful

Why did you repeat that?  Did he stutter?

Because I agree ....

I know.  I was being rude.  Anyway.  CT:  I put an ad on craigslist to make a new girl...friend.  I need some, but the girls who have replied seem like they have weird issues.  One is overweight, married, with five cats.

I don't mind Smirnoff Ice.  I would never buy it if I wasn't playing this game, but I would drink it when someone left it in my fridge after a party.

I know.  I was being rude.  Anyway.  CT:  I put an ad on craigslist to make a new girl...friend.  I need some, but the girls who have replied seem like they have weird issues.  One is overweight, married, with five cats.

join a club and be nice.

My over 30 friends in SF have been playing this game and posting pics of it on facebook.

Re-reading this today, I realize that "over 30" was referring to age, and not "more than 30 friends" which seemed an odd thing to brag about. True story.

I'm going to a BBQ in a park today, yay

If I hand you a drink you'll accept it and be grateful

See, I know this is sword rattling because you sir, have better taste and decorum than to ever hand someone a bottle of that shite. However, should you ever pull a fast one, I'd politely decline, and you'd push the issue, and to save face I'd accept, feign a sip, and then, OOPS! the slippery bottle! Crash! and I'd be disgraced but I wouldn't have to drink it.

Been there, back when Korea took a stab at brewing Budweiser. Ick.

Bud is no worse than VB.

Which is no ringing endorsement of either.

Yeah. Tell yourself that. Then let the Koreans muck about with a 400 year old recipe.

Nice ...
Just nice ...

I've had Korean beer, and for the most part it is awful.

Worse than VB? That is open to debate.