Ok then, do we really need people here who'll fuck Dylan?

I'm scared of anyone who would wanna fuck me right now. 

Good answer, boy

calling anyone "boy" is hilarious

Just tellin the truth.  I just want people to do drugs with me at the mo'.

Whacho doon wit dat Chinee girl? Don'tchoo backtalk me, boy!

Brings tears to my eyes every time because I can HEAR you saying it.

Geek! I wanna touch your thigh....

I wanna touch your eyelid.

I want to touch your brain. With a machete.

Underclass, i want you to know that I dig red heads that dig my thighs

I'm bald, but am willing to paint/tattoo my head red.

Yeah but she ignores redheads who dig her feet.

hahahahaha                                                                                                                      (naaa, i dont remember that "in" joke.)

Haha god, so true. FUck him. Shamwow dude too.

He's in prison for beating up his wife ...

Is that really your husband Sarah? If so hi Sarah's husband!

All these new people are scaring me. I am scared. Somebody hold me.

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

So far it's probably the best decision I've ever made!

So now I CAN fuck you?
Sa-WEET!

You need to see "Yes Man" ....

Haha god, so true. FUck him. Shamwow dude too.

He's in prison for beating up his wife ...

Is that really your husband Sarah? If so hi Sarah's husband!

All these new people are scaring me. I am scared. Somebody hold me.

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

So far it's probably the best decision I've ever made!

So now I CAN fuck you?
Sa-WEET!

You need to see "Yes Man" ....

it's better than that. he's in prison for beating up a hooker.

The crime-scene pics and mugshots were pretty funny.

i guffawed AND snorted at the blow by blows....

I love Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. Everything I hate at first sight on TV I end up loving. The good commercials fade with time and get overdone until they suck, but the shit poor commercials become funny with age. I remember commercials I've hated from the past way better than ones I loved.

"you're gonna love my nuts"
"life is hard, there's enough to cry about"

i love that guy.


and billy mays with the hand thing and the impeccably groomed beard. lovely. only men can do shit that bad/good.

i love the sham wow's ever changing North Eastern accent

According to The Smoking Gun charges have been dropped.

Go Vince!

PS: Vince is using proceeds from selling his TV junk to wage war against the Church of Scientology. If that's not a reason to buy his shit one doesn't exist.

and his creepy pointy face. i wonder how his tongue is doing. WTH? why'd she bite his tongue and not let go? maybe she really hated his commercials.

and i totally agree on the scientology war. i thought those anon kids were a hoot.

You see that shit? Kyle shouldn't have left.

What happened?

Where's eitje with his keen reference ability

If you can't beat the shit out of an ugly hooker for biting your tongue, what's left?

What's left?

Politics.

bitch didn't get paid.

What happened?

Where's eitje with his keen reference ability

He was into the anon thing. His ex-roommate is a scientomologist.

Wait, what happened about what?

If you mean why Vince is pissed at Scientology it's because they invested in a movie he made (Underground Comedy Movie) and once they found out how not funny it was they held a "trial" and declared him an incompetent buffoon. Then they told everybody who was a Scientologist not to work with him (and Hollywood's full of them) and he says that in turn cost him a ton of money.

So now he's suing them.

I need to see that movie ...

He beat up a hooker.

What else are you supposed to do with one?