The seven guys on death row who write us every week know exactly what they will eat before they die. They reveal it the week of the execution. We've had three such letters in three years.
When I was a kid, it was always fun if your friend was gonna get shot or commit suicide.
They'd say "I'm killing myself, I dont wanna go on".
I'd silently be thinking "fuck, his CD collection is huge".
So I'd nod sympathetically and say softly "well I think suicide is for the best"...
Nowadays everythings mp3s - so no point even speaking to the whining fucks. : (
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So, do DeathRowers tend to leave much in their wills?
PS I think best last meal = shit.
The judge could say "eat shit and die motherfucker"
Then "This execution is brought to u by McDonads.Eating shiit may reduce life expectancy"