Yeah, fish eggs....in general, that's gross. 

I want some truffles... stuffed into pork chops made from the trained pig who found them.

Coffee doesn't need to be snobby-expensive and civet poop exotic to be good. I'm a man of simple pleasures and... just fuck you guys,

I'm a man who likes to speak from experience.

I want some truffles... stuffed into pork chops made from the trained pig who found them.

Coffee doesn't need to be snobby-expensive and civet poop exotic to be good. I'm a man of simple pleasures and... just fuck you guys,

Speaking of snobby expensive, I made some Giant brand coffee recently and no one guessed until I told them.  Fuck paying premium for coffee.

I'm a man who likes to speak from experience.

No that's fine, you may have my share. I don't need to experience brewed rat shit.

Done and done.

Caviar is too fishy, and too salty,

and IT's gross!!!

MY first instinct upon seeing something that some animal has shit out, partially digested?

It isn't fit for RE-consumption.

If it doesn't SMELL good (learned this one from the monkeys ~ smell FIRST, bite Second), don't eat it.

If it doesn't look good, don't eat it.

It if doesn't TASTE good, ESPECIALLY Don't Eat It!!!

CT: anyone ever played touch/flag football? Any fun? Sounds so far like I might enjoy it but my impressive bulk seems more like a liability than an asset.

I've played touch pre and post the intro of flags.  It was rugby touch though. Good fun.

Actually now I think about it American football would be more fun as touch, imo.

CT: anyone ever played touch? Any fun? Sounds so far like I might enjoy it.

Indeed.

This sounds like a job for SUPER DANZIG!!!

Ya know Dyl, the gay jokes are going to get old and fade away in about two ten years or so. Just remember that we still love you even if we're not abusing you...

touch football?
I'm guessing from HJs reply that's the same as touch rugby, right?
Because yes, I have played that. It's alright. Better than tackling...

If it doesn't SMELL good (learned this one from the monkeys ~ smell FIRST, bite Second), don't eat it.

If it doesn't look good, don't eat it.

It if doesn't TASTE good, ESPECIALLY Don't Eat It!!!

fish and meat smell disgusting, imo.

CT: My newest baby kitta Merlina learned to play fetch the paper ball night before last. By yesterday morning she was bringing it back and dropping it right in my hand to throw again. She caught on quick.

touch football?
I'm guessing from HJs reply that's the same as touch rugby, right?
Because yes, I have played that. It's alright. Better than tackling...

It's similar, but... football =/= soccer =/= rugby.

I thought american football was like rugby, and soccer was like football.
I know it's not exactly the same... but similar.

In (American) Football, forward passes are allowed and there's no scrumming... There are a lot of differences.
Soccer is the same thing that you guys call football, though.

hmm.. okay.

We played flag football. Touching is too easy. It takes at least a modicum of skill to grab a flapping little strip of cloth off a dodger while running flat out.

All forms of football are fagot games anyway.

I'm guessing from HJs reply that's the same as touch rugby, right?

First thought: HitlerJesus replied? How'd I miss that?

All forms of football are fagot games anyway.

Yes. That's why I'm interested. I'm a closet case, fo' sho'.

Areial ping pong : You can punch the ball, but you cant throw it.

i wish my hair would get longer and also
this is weird.

who are you?

A hippy.

who are you?

I'm Batman.

who are you?

Hoo hoo, hoohoo?

You ain't never woke up in a Soho doorway...

You ain't never been panda faced.

does not translate

P-p-p-p-p-panda faced

no. of posts, doesnt have any real meaning
i just was amused.