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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3630 on: November 04, 2009, 04:56:38 PM
Sounds like metal lyrics.

six-six, oh, six-six
knots of twisted hair!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3631 on: November 04, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
Trying to figure out which of my favorite unwashed dreadheads she is.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3632 on: November 04, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
You ain't never woke up in a Soho doorway...

Soho NYC, or Soho London.

Coz I have woken up in Soho London. Just werent a doorway.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3633 on: November 04, 2009, 09:02:39 PM
Well since he said he "took the tube back outta town..." I have to assume it's London.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3634 on: November 05, 2009, 01:08:03 AM
i wish my hair would get longer and also
this is weird.



You make *one* post and it can't even make sense.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3635 on: November 05, 2009, 02:43:37 PM
Max'll fit in nicely ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3636 on: November 05, 2009, 04:34:01 PM
I feel like I've come home    ^.^
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3637 on: November 05, 2009, 07:12:11 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3638 on: November 05, 2009, 07:15:56 PM
CT- I hate people.

I wish all sentient beings were like robots.And  cats. With big tits.
Does that sound weird?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3639 on: November 05, 2009, 08:12:19 PM
Big Titted cats?

Yeah, that's a little weird.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3640 on: November 05, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
I've some big-titted dogs before ...
I dunno about cats ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3641 on: November 06, 2009, 12:54:42 AM
MP3 cd players are soooo much better than MP3 players.

16 GB ipod = $200

new MP3 CD player $40-$60
30 blank CDs $12
total $52-$72

fuck the size difference
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3642 on: November 06, 2009, 02:20:53 AM
... and more control

In my SUV (CD/MP3 player) I have 4 music CDs and 4 comedy CDs; I can change between them and STILL, with 4 or 5 CDs, have a vast variety ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3643 on: November 06, 2009, 05:43:35 AM
I am hungover everyday, and I look really cute in my new japan dress.  Luke told me that I was only business casual cute, so I told him that he was hobo cute.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3644 on: November 06, 2009, 07:39:19 AM
A lady on the street asked me if I was coming from the juvenile detention center when I went to the pharmacy to buy groceries. I think my choice of clothing leaves much to be desired.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3645 on: November 06, 2009, 02:07:03 PM
CT: I am on steroids now due to some sciatic nerve fuckery. I've been laid up in bed for the past two days. But, my erections have been unharmed and continue as normal. I just can't thrust worth a damn at the moment.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3646 on: November 06, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
So what you're saying is it's just like regular then?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3647 on: November 06, 2009, 04:39:38 PM
Pretty much.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3648 on: November 06, 2009, 06:36:19 PM
Wow, I mean just wow, that's such a relief.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3649 on: November 06, 2009, 07:54:51 PM
ct: 1am, not a bad time to sleep.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3650 on: November 06, 2009, 08:04:34 PM
Says 4:55 pm to me.

Currently ... 5:03 pm  for me.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3651 on: November 06, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
time zones  ;)
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3652 on: November 06, 2009, 08:53:38 PM
Yep, the wonder of the ages,
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3653 on: November 07, 2009, 06:39:52 AM
CT: Thank sweet baby Jesus for both my back guy and Japanese baths. I no longer feel fried, just tired.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3654 on: November 07, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
OMG!!!  i miss the Hotsi Baths SOOOOOOOOOOOO Much!!!
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3655 on: November 07, 2009, 04:16:03 PM
CT: Thank sweet baby Jesus for both my back guy and Japanese baths. I no longer feel fried, just tired.

Keep reading this as 'my black guy'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3656 on: November 07, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
I was not going to say anything.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3657 on: November 07, 2009, 10:54:52 PM
I hit it and then quit it when I was in Japan.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3658 on: November 07, 2009, 10:56:49 PM
What?

The black guy in the Japanese bath?
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #3659 on: November 07, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
What?

The black guy in the Japanese bath?

I imagine if there was a black guy there the Japanese girls wouldn't've let you near him
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.