How drunk are you today, Dave?

But I agree... that was funneh.

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CTs: bought a pair of knockoff Cat ("Bulldog" brand) steel-toed boots yesterday, price seemed too good to be true. It was. Before I even tried them on I noticed that the sole was separating from the rest of the boot. So today I took them back and got a store credit and spent it on a fucking sweet-ass (genuine) Gerber Gator. The action on this thing is beautiful, and I haven't had a nice knife in ages, so I'm pretty pleased. Store credit also got me some new shoelaces for my sneakers and some beer. True story. I also picked up a bunch of good quality bootleg movies, which is handy cuz I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere so there isn't really much nightlife unless you're a fruit bat.

BTW what's the deal with Oregon and really good knives anyway?

man, what I'd give to be in the middle of nowhere right now...

wait... 2 hours drive in any direction...

6 hours and I'm in Cancun, apparently. 5 minutes and I'm in the jungle, though, also.

I'm halfway through a 500ml can of beer at 6pm Friday and I could fall over sideways = fuck this shit

Is it Special Brew or Super Tennants or something strong, at least?

Tennants Super is horrible... stick with Carlsberg Elephant at the very least, or go for some of those Belgian rocket fuels.

CT: The ice cream truck pulls away from your house quick when you open the windows and compete with that goddamned jingle with some black metal.  Reparked at the other end of the block where I don't have to hear it.

Was it the quack-quack jingle bells with the "HELLO!" in between? I fucking hate that one...

How drunk are you today, Dave?

But I agree... that was funneh.

I wasn't; I was on a NetBook ...
I have a hard time typing on those ...

... cuz you were drunk ...

The other times, yes ...
Not that tim....

Ok, fuck it; I was drunk ....

Baseball tournament today, whoopass time!

France is making me (more) chub

Looks damn fine though ...

Oh god, Thrash. The FOOD here is amazing. I usually lose anywhere from 10-15 lbs in a summer in Europe, but this time I think I've put on weight.
Then again I am eating anything that crosses my path.

SNAILS? WHY NOT?
FROGS? SURE!
WHATS THIS? A PLATE OF CHEESE EVEN THOUGH I'M ALLERGIC? DONE!

Those up there are macarons and they come in all sorts of fantastic flavors. Went to a macaron bar last night - delicious

You normally lose weight in Europe? Weird.

BTW when you first said macarons, I was thinking macarrons:

That cream seems like it might be a couple years out of date. The price too... but anyway lord help us if you ever get to try Cornish clotted cream and strawberry jam on scones (rhymes with 'Fonz' not 'phones') with a nice cuppa tea. It's called a 'cream tea' and the SW is famous for them. oh and I can see what you mean about Eastern Europe and not wanting the food. I'm obviously super biased but French/Spanish/Italian are the European foods I wanna gorge on.

I'm pretty sure she just ganked a stock picture ...

Really? I was pretty sure she'd found an actual 15 year old box with an intact price tag in a now-defunct currency and took a picture and then uploaded it to imageshack or something.

Well Geek, which is it?

Ganked

Hahahaha ...

tofu taco night. fuckin' delish.

You're such a liar.

I can't wait to try a tofu taco!!

You're such a liar.

* FAH-Q just went shopping and is having a huge salad and a nice thick-cut porterhouse tonight for dinner

Awwww ...

* Thrash wants *