A guy I work with came up behind me today when I was making breakfast burritoes and did that pretend spanking motion, (you know... the one that signifies smacking that ass) and he said, "I'm gonna buttah yo bread," Just like in Super Troopers. I laughed so hard that one of my burritoes rolled across the grill and fell on the floor.

It's nice to be around people again.

... especially ones with a good sense of humor
How's the chick?

... See "Current Sex Thoughts" Thread ...

I'm on it ...

Oh look, I've got 4 negative points already.  Probably from the people who have always treated me like shit.  Suck a dick.  I give credit where credit is due, and credit is due in some places, while some of you are still miserable pricks.  Wonder how long I'm actually gonna stick around here.

Uhm, they seemed to have come from only 2 people ...
I'll adjust it accordingly ...

Well I KNOW one was Kyle.  Not sure who the other one was.  Hah, adjust accordingly?  What does that mean?

... if only two people voted for anything, there's 2 votes showing
... now, there's only two votes showing

Oh look, I've got 4 negative points already.  Probably from the people who have always treated me like shit.  Suck a dick.  I give credit where credit is due, and credit is due in some places, while some of you are still miserable pricks.  Wonder how long I'm actually gonna stick around here.

Well, I see only -1, but if you it take that personally...

As usual I only read part of the thread, such is my attention span... 

Me too. what thread?

What Board?

I ran to the doctor and cried (with real tears) begging for a strep test because my throat hurt so bad.  They tested me. No strep. I was relieved, but I do have the actual Flu. I say *actual* because 'round here people truly believe the Flu is a vomiting/diarrhea thing. Seriously   So, I've mostly healed myself with lots of hot tea, water and citrus fruits. Then today I wake up at my normal 3 am, and I feel like I've been run over by a mack truck.

I don't want antibiotics. They are evil. At least the doctor didn't tell me I had the clap.

What if I have nothing really to add

This pretty much answers itself, doesn't it?

But if you're looking for a 'like' button, why not just zero out the metal pts, change them to like/dislike pts, and go to town that way?

DO IT. Pls.

I have several pieces that belonged to my grandmother.

Lasted her all her life and now I have it.

Dude, *I* love your nonstick wok...

But I still prefer  the Silver Bullet.

This pretty much answers itself, doesn't it?
But if you're looking for a 'like' button, why not just zero out the metal pts, change them to like/dislike pts, and go to town that way?

DO IT. Pls.

That won't "Like" specific posts, just that person ...

Yeah, but it'd still be kinda cool to see who ended up with a lot of posts people liked or didn't. It'd be more useful than the current system anyway, no? OK, maybe not "useful", but more interesting?

It already does that ...

emo for you then.

Not really, I can't be bothered to rate others.

You would if it was there ....

Walking through the store, or the library, or just down the street, or even driving, I see things I like and I just want to CLICK"LIKE" 

I want to click "like you" But I literally have a kitten on top of my head at the moment.

Yet, no pic of this ...

I have no baby pictures, all my life no one has ever wanted to make pictures of me.

When I wax 17, my girlfriend at tne time put me in a skirt, put my hair in ponytails on either side of my head, had me hold my erect cock out from under tbe skirt. She took a picture of that. Two weeks later, I was having sex with her friend and no longer her boyfriend.

I want to click "like you" But I literally have a kitten on top of my head at the moment.

So you ARE getting some pussy then.

you could say that, but he is a boy and I'm not gay.

Seriously, I have not fucked a woman for over ten years.
Unless something changes I think I will die soon.

And good riddance. 

That IS sad. But there's also got to be a solution for this.

I was just thinking that if there Were a way to "Like" things....... people wouldn't Need to buy so many things... then businesses might see a decline in their sales........

... OR
... they'll only carry things that people "like", take the good review as such, and not sell shit
....... thus
... INCREASING sales overall with better products and prices