Gross.

Ha ha! Mee-yow~! Hiss!

Gross.

Not untirely, just definitely not all that ...
... and definitely not in the same parallel league of Megan Fox

Sasha's into guys she could break?

Isn't that the Twilight dude?

Fucked if I know ...

Fucked if I know ...

That's totally a Mainer thing to say.

It's a New England thing ....

I think it is him... Hmmm...

Do you keep saying hmmmm cuz you have a cock stuffed in your mouth? It's ok if you do...

I do not like faggy looking guys.

...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...

... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed

Also, I ejacualted $100 bills.

Do you keep saying hmmmm cuz you have a cock stuffed in your mouth? It's ok if you do...

It would be more than ok!

I do not like faggy looking guys.

...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...

... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed

Also, I ejacualted $100 bills.

REVISION: BEST.ENDING.EVAR!

i always said his dick ejaculated liquid heroin but it seems that $100 bills means he's more pimp. I'll accept that alternate ending.

I doubt I could break that guy, I am very weak.  I did have a sex dream last night and the guy I was having sex with was all muscular.  I have only had sex with a few muscular guys, one of them being a navy seal.  I have been told I am a chubby chaser *hangs head in shame*.

BULLSHIT, I call shenanigans.  If you are a chubby chaser than I am your god.

I have been told I am a chubby chaser *hangs head in shame*.

There's nothing wrong with that. I also like the bigger fellas.. always have.

You are not my God.  There are cute/sexy chubby guys.  I don't go for the troll/hobgoblin ones.

the word hobgoblin just made me LOL

Pics for comparison please.

Seth Rogen, HOT:


Dylan, NOT:

Okay, understood.

WTF is going on with Dmoth's thumb ?

I am WAY HOTTER THAN SETH ROGEN.

I do not like faggy looking guys.

...and then the cab ran into a wall, caught fire and exploded killing the driver and the two trannies inside...

... krsna jumped out of the moving cab and the cab ran the curb and killed some nigh club goers, then slammed into the I 95 wall at front and market, exploded in mid air killing the trannies and the driver before plummeting into the Delaware river, which just the DAY before dredged 100000000 feet deep. Krsna watched the whole thing happen, too! And he told me that after watching that, he went to drinker's a did a few shots before heading home completely unscathed

You forgot the parts where the punkass kids from American Street tried to break into my truck and bashed their heads in with an ash bat and then you got tentacle raped by the plumbing bukkake thing at Lowe's.

This is the story that JUST.WILL.NOT.END!

This explains why she said she's only fuck Lucas from this board!
Ahhhh ....

Johnny's bigger, you know ...

I just came to and realized this thread has been going on for months.  Holy shit.

Megan Fox titties are still looking spry.  Doesn't really need much further comment.

This is the song that doesnt end, it just goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend! some people....

STOP IT!!! You'll fucking give me priapism!