Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna.  It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.

She could at least tuck and tape.

Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna.  It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.

If anyone knows that, well, no this joke by saying "it's you" won't work ...
... not with the thread title, and other posters

Hmmmm ....

krsna, what's this about a tranny?

Trannies think I'm sexy, but I don't hold it against them.

They even share drinks and cabs with him ...
*wink, wink*

Trannies think I'm sexy, but I don't hold it against them.

Not against them? How about in them?

Hey, now ...
He's always a dick's-length away at all times ...

Four inches is pretty close..

Bwa ha ha!

They even share drinks and cabs with him ...
*wink, wink*

Mello has taken certain liberties with that story, but what the hell, her version is more exciting.

I've always said that if Danzig were me he would have had the time of his life that night.

My standard with trannies are pretty high.

They were pretty good looking. I didn't know what they were until I heard them speak.

Hormone therapy works wonders.

I think I might add an explosion at the end of your story too.

Michael Bay would most likely agree.

I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...


... does anal!

THIS should have been the whole post, now that I think about it ...

Update #2:
Jillian Barbarie does too, and LOVES IT (since the age of 23)

I saw a commercial about how she lost a bunch of weight and they posted a picture of her fat next to her current skinny bod.  The thing is, she was pregnant in that photo.  So is pregnant the new fat?  Bastards.  The man who thought that up should be punched in the cock.

Holy shit, Denise Richards and Jillian Barberi have cocks???

I've been rubbing it out to a pair of pre ops.

That's fuckin' hot.

megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.

elle still looks good in her forties

someone should tell her that her swimsuit's on backwards

See thru clothing gives me a hardon.  So does hot preggo chicks.  Two of many fetishes of mine.

uughhhhh, her stomach is so airbrushed in this picture.

megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.

I don't know if Megan Fox does anal though ....

Holy shit, Denise Richards and Jillian Barberi have cocks???

Hahaha seriously!

someone should tell her that her swimsuit's on backwards

I LOLed.

megan fox has a way better face than any of the other ladies in this thread for sure.

I don't know if Megan Fox does anal though ....

Who cares? I'd much rather stick to vaginal/oral sex with a super-hot Megan Fox than get to fuck a shemale in the arse. I realize this may not be the case for you ...

Me?

Yeah. YOU!

I saw a commercial about how she lost a bunch of weight and they posted a picture of her fat next to her current skinny bod.  The thing is, she was pregnant in that photo.  So is pregnant the new fat?  Bastards.  The man who thought that up should be punched in the cock.

What makes you think it was a man who thought that up? More than likely it was some frumpy, post menopausal, bitter bulldyke who edits for Who or New Weekly.

Well then she needs to be punched in the cock.

I'd not fuck a she-male; I'd prolly not even fuck a (really good) post-op tranny ....

I just ....
... can't!

Dont knock it til you try it...