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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


what's everyone drinking?(Read 26643 times)
Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #90 on: April 22, 2009, 10:52:17 AM
gaddammit, mosh i will stab you in your bug-eyed face.
What'd I do now?

your filters are making me crazay.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #91 on: April 22, 2009, 11:05:48 AM
I can't drink alcohol for a week. Stupid medication. FML
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #92 on: April 22, 2009, 03:54:39 PM
vaginosis?



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #93 on: April 22, 2009, 04:59:47 PM
I'm having a bad weak moment.  FUCK!



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #94 on: April 22, 2009, 05:15:10 PM
Bummer.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #95 on: April 22, 2009, 05:24:25 PM
Nothing yet. I gotta get my happy ass to the store for some brew. Or maybe... I may go whore myself up and drink a lil at the bar..



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #96 on: April 22, 2009, 05:26:41 PM
So you fuck for drinks eh...... You're in the right place.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #97 on: April 22, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
So you fuck for drinks eh...... You're in the right place.

Not just for drinks...



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #98 on: April 22, 2009, 05:52:26 PM
You got a paypal account ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #99 on: April 22, 2009, 06:49:43 PM
one can hope.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #100 on: April 22, 2009, 07:02:40 PM
You got a paypal account ?

Paypal, visa, amex. Hell, I'll even take Discover!



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #101 on: April 22, 2009, 07:05:39 PM
American Express will do nicely, thank you!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #102 on: April 22, 2009, 09:44:11 PM
i have shifted to vodka and diet cream soda. i'll be a MILF again pretty quick.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #103 on: April 22, 2009, 09:49:15 PM
I am drinking on Friday and watching my soon to be divorced friend try to score a rebound fuck.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #104 on: April 23, 2009, 01:40:52 AM
You ever discover that when you play wingman you end up making out better than your buddy? That's happened to me a few times. I think it's because you go into it not giving a fuck when you're wingman and chicks seem to like it if you don't give a fuck about them.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #105 on: April 23, 2009, 02:05:07 AM
The unwitting bait and switch.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #106 on: April 23, 2009, 07:01:34 AM
i have shifted to vodka and diet cream soda. i'll be a MILF again pretty quick.

You'd be a mom you'd like to fuck?

That's called masturbation, y'know?



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #107 on: April 23, 2009, 11:14:46 AM
well, hell, man, i look so freaking bad i have to put a bag over my head to masturbate. IT'S HORRIBLE.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #108 on: April 23, 2009, 11:50:30 AM
You're a double bagger huh? One for you and one for you in case yours falls off.
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Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #109 on: April 23, 2009, 06:53:15 PM
blindfold, too. and a gag, in case i start talking. there's no call for talking.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #110 on: April 23, 2009, 07:15:12 PM
kc anytime your hand hets tired...

PS: Merlot! Second night in a row WOOHOO!!!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #111 on: April 23, 2009, 07:19:49 PM
hand? i've got roughly a thousand dollars worth of joy in my closet. pfft.

the first time i've ever spent that much money...AND dave didn't complain about it, either.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #112 on: April 23, 2009, 08:55:09 PM
There's only two people on earth I've ever wanted to be.

Steve Winwood and MountainDave.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #113 on: April 24, 2009, 09:45:17 AM
*nods*



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #114 on: April 24, 2009, 10:44:19 AM
*ignorance*


I am fairly buzzed on sake and red wine. I hope everyone is joining the party
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #115 on: April 24, 2009, 10:10:55 PM
There's only two people on earth I've ever wanted to be.

Steve Winwood and MountainDave.

Promise a reacharound, and I have no doubts Dave'll let you mount him.
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Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #116 on: April 24, 2009, 10:20:46 PM
I skipped the MD 20/20 tonight and got a 30 pack of Miller High Life instead


Good thing it's warm.... I might go swimming tonight
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #117 on: April 28, 2009, 09:57:42 AM
As of today I can drink again! Woooo
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #118 on: April 28, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
So you beat the swine flu then, and you're off the meds?



Re: what's everyone drinking? Reply #119 on: April 28, 2009, 11:48:51 AM
I went to a wine tasting tonight. 3 hrs. All you can swill. Lots and lots or wine
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.