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Personal Ad part 2(Read 9374 times)
Personal Ad part 2 on: February 26, 2009, 03:25:10 PM
ahh you just can't sum up true love twice. 

even with brook reminding me, i forgot the hot pic of me on bagman's lap.  i'll be home this weekend again though and will try to remember it then.
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 04:08:02 PM
i actually didn't remind you. all i could think about were sprinkles.

and why the personal ad? you know you and bagman were meant to be.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 04:23:58 PM
i think we might be.  i suspect we supported the same candidate during the primaries.
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 04:31:03 PM
If that isn't a good reason to be in a relationship, then I don't know what is!

I like how we have now moved from emailing back and forth to posting here.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 04:31:42 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 04:42:22 PM
Yeah but did you have a gang of lurks reading when you and C were just emailing? Didn't you feel something was missing?



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 05:04:01 PM
this is one of those rare times i have my laptop at work so don't get too used to it, unfrotunately :(
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 05:59:20 PM
The Ron Paul love connection!



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 11:45:21 PM
Punky, have you seen this? My boss and I have been talking about this - he's a huge gun freak and has been buying shit loads of 'em lately for just this reason. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=6960824&page=1

So are you an associate/law clerk/etc. at a law firm now? (I will take this to e-mail -- got some questions. I have worked at a large international firm for 9 years and things are getting a little crazy here with the economy. Want to get your take.)

If you are, check out http://www.anonymouslawfirm.com/. Absolutely fucking hilarious.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 04:17:56 AM
ahh you just can't sum up true love twice. 

even with brook reminding me, i forgot the hot pic of me on bagman's lap.  i'll be home this weekend again though and will try to remember it then.

That was the greatest personal ad I've ever seen.

You have a natural talent.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 11:28:50 AM
You can only write something like that once, I guess ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 11:33:12 AM

That was the greatest personal ad I've ever seen.

You have a natural talent.

It's true, even I wanted to respond... but it looks like there might be a punkallstar/ bagman hook-up forming here??
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
It's been years in the making ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
the sad thing is i believe most, if not all, of it was true.

bagman, i actually clerk for a judge now.  looking to work in a law firm when this is over.  i saw that shit about the assault weapons ban.  anyone else notice that suddenly there is a dirth of articles about mexican drug cartels and firearms?  instead of using the drug crime to have a serious discussion about the misdirection of america's "war" on drugs, instead liberals (like the new york times) are using it an excuse for gun control. 
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 12:57:14 PM
Bah, next you'll be telling us Israel has a right to oppress Palestinians just because they have an enthusiasm for model rocketry, or that the Democrat Party is at the root of the mortgage collapse just because they nobly forced banks to give out loans to deadbea... the less fortunate for decades, or that the excessive spending that took place during the Bush administration isn't justification for the Democrat Party to spend a thousand times as much, or that a nuclear Iran is somehow "a dangerous menace", while building nuclear power plants, which everyone knows are just ticking time bombs, in our own country is "sound energy policy"...

You fascists are all alike! You should all be silenced! You should be shot!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
Why are you wasting time here when you could be out solving the world's problems and not confusing me with your rambling rhetoric?

The Mexican border is in a world of shit right now, and not just on the Mexican side. Ending prohibition would quickly dry up the cartel's profits, but politically it's probably never going to happen. The United States Government isn't too good at saying, "Sorry, we were wrong". Unfortunately Mexico's governement is so corrupt that high ranking officials are probably getting paid off by by the cartels and they're unlikely to co-operate with the US by letting US military to go in and knock off or arrest the cartel leaders. 

It's business as ususl I guess.
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Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #15 on: February 27, 2009, 05:28:18 PM
I no longer know where the parody ends or begins.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 06:35:18 PM
Why are you wasting time here when you could be out solving the world's problems and not confusing me with your rambling rhetoric?

The Mexican border is in a world of shit right now, and not just on the Mexican side. Ending prohibition would quickly dry up the cartel's profits, but politically it's probably never going to happen. The United States Government isn't too good at saying, "Sorry, we were wrong". Unfortunately Mexico's governement is so corrupt that high ranking officials are probably getting paid off by by the cartels and they're unlikely to co-operate with the US by letting US military to go in and knock off or arrest the cartel leaders. 

It's business as ususl I guess.

Time to send in Winfield Scott! Only someone named after a cigarette brand can get this job done!



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #17 on: April 19, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
ahh you just can't sum up true love twice. 

even with brook reminding me, i forgot the hot pic of me on bagman's lap.  i'll be home this weekend again though and will try to remember it then.

I actually wish you guys posted more often.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #18 on: April 19, 2013, 07:21:23 PM
dude this is from years ago.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #19 on: April 20, 2013, 12:23:24 AM
And ?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #20 on: April 21, 2013, 03:55:46 AM
I feel his point ...
If that means anything ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #21 on: April 21, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
15 yards for necroposting. Still first down...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #22 on: April 22, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
Lack of game penalty
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #23 on: April 22, 2013, 05:29:34 PM
Delay of game; 5 yards
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #24 on: April 25, 2013, 11:15:40 AM
Geez, get with the Metric system already...



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #25 on: April 25, 2013, 06:15:28 PM
For American Football?
That makes perfect sense!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #26 on: April 25, 2013, 11:30:27 PM
It's a place to start...



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #27 on: April 28, 2013, 02:53:02 PM
5 metres for fucktardedness.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #28 on: April 28, 2013, 07:04:05 PM
It's actually closer to 4.5m ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Personal Ad part 2 Reply #29 on: May 26, 2013, 06:59:41 AM
I've been looking at the craigslist personal adds lately out of boredom.

Mostly its just dorks posting their dicks.