Indeed.  Congrats on making me have sexual fantasies about you, tricky.  It probably was a mistake to post that pic.

I'm scared. I'm going to go run away now.

I have come to suck your...

a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?

a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?

Are you not sure of this? Did you miss sex ed that day?

i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.

i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.

Is it, really?

a lot of blood ends up in the penis when it's engorged, right?

Are you not sure of this? Did you miss sex ed that day?

I'm just saying, biting a dick might get as much blood as biting a neck or wrist.

i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.

Is it, really?

Really, really.

Besides, girls like to hear specifics in compliments. I mean, it's nice when someone says, "You're HAWT" or something similar, but it's so much nicer to hear, "You have the most incredible eyes" or "Wow, that lipstick really brings out your smile." Then you know they're actually paying attention to you.

OR they have just read some book on how to pick up chicks.

And if you are really lucky, they might call you a fruit.

"You have the most incredible eyes"

Also, I thought "you don't look like a mom" was pretty specific.  no?

Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."

Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."

I did that recently! 

.....Oh.... 

hahaha

i really like that lipstick, brook. and that's saying a lot.

Is it, really?

Really, really.

Besides, girls like to hear specifics in compliments. I mean, it's nice when someone says, "You're HAWT" or something similar, but it's so much nicer to hear, "You have the most incredible eyes" or "Wow, that lipstick really brings out your smile." Then you know they're actually paying attention to you.

OR they have just read some book on how to pick up chicks.

Well I don't know about everyone else, but in all seriousness, when I say something like how much I wanna fuck you and how hot you are, that's actually quite a compliment.  And it's top compliment if I compliment another part of your body other than tits, ass, or vag.....like Psycho's pouty lips and freckles, or babyhellfire's eyes (*creepily winks and makes smooches at them*).  And it's a big burn if you offer yourself to me and I tell you to "fuck off, cuntface" and buttfart in your general direction.

Well, whatever you do, don't say, "You remind me of my mom/sister/any other random relative or ex-girlfriend."

Unless the dude is into incest, than it's a complement.

"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"

Yeah dude. If Dylan turns you down you must be seriously busted.

Yeah dude. If Dylan turns you down you must be seriously busted.

i really like that lipstick, brook.

For serious. Sex-ay!

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Having more Billy Corgan in the spank bank.... priceless.

Please share any and all Billy Corgan porn with me, thanks.

I have the same hair cut as tricky ..

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Having more Billy Corgan in the spank bank.... priceless.

Please share any and all Billy Corgan porn with me, thanks.

Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and god is empty just like me.  Muthafucka.

And it's a big burn if you offer yourself to me and I tell you to "fuck off, cuntface" and buttfart in your general direction.

... as opposed to a pussyfart from yoiu?

I think you try too hard to be funny sometimes Thrash and you just come off as......Bagman-like.

No, I just state the obvious ....

Nope, you just sound stupid sometimes.

Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...

It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.

I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...

Stupid.

Shhhh, you're letting all my secrets out!

Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...

It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.

I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...

Did I say that? Here?

I thought it was "it's pretty safe to say that 9 times out of 10, I post stupid"

Dude, I'm gonna quote Mosh here FTW ...

It's a given that 90% of the time I'm going to say something stupid.

I'm ok with it; concentrate on your own intervention now, man ...

Did I say that? Here?

I thought it was "it's pretty safe to say that 9 times out of 10, I post stupid"

Yeah it was.  So once again Thrash, you come off as stupid!  You gotta work on that, Mr. Rockstar.

This is pretty stupid but unless it's really abstract I tend to imagine people like they look in their avatar. Si is looking cool, Psycho's giving me the confused eyes, Krsna's a black man, Eitje is a hugely beefcake and pretty ghastly, and tricky looks like Billy Corgan. So when I see a real pic of tricky I'm always shocked how good she looks - nothing like Billy Corgan!

Yeah I don't like when people use pics of other people, the whole association thing confuses me so, yeah, when I think of tricky now I think of Billy Corgan.  Maybe I should make a picture of Wentworth Miller my avatar......hehe.