...what do we have left to sell?

Empscum?

I say we all go in and get the ladies a Diva Cup, pass it around to them and sell what it collects.

No, go this route:
http://www.mooncup.com/

Oh did that finally happen?  Bagman losing his virginity?  Well I'm way less enthused than I thought I'd be.

Anybody wanna sell me some dignity?

Sorry, I haven't a square to spare ...

Im a proud diva user!

How ecologically sound and also disgusting of you. But I've been thinking of blowing my nose and collecting it too...

[cunt]Ecology esmology, that product is obviously a P.A.T.R.I.A.R.C.H. plot to denigrate mothers and women over thirty, undermining their self-image and therefore making them more pliant to the advances of their disgusting man-dicks![/cunt]

its not about being ecologically sound, though that's a nice perk I suppose.
It's about doing the best thing for my sanity during that TOM. Tampons, frankly, fucking hurt. The alternative sucks.
This thing rocks and is fun and hilarious to empty and makes a great suction "pop" sound as it comes out. DELICIOUS!

I ought to take pics for bagman!

Please, spare me.

Bagman isn't a virgin anymore?  I feel like we've time traveled to another reality that I can no longer stand to be a part of.

don't worry, you can read all about it here

I know, chad. It's hard to believe,  but it's true.

And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.

it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye

Oh wow, I just had a nasty ass flashback. That memory had been repressed for many years. How did she get me to open the picture again?? Did she say it was a naked picture of her or something?

I know, chad. It's hard to believe,  but it's true.

And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.

it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye

I do not remember this... please refresh my memory.

I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my memory sucks. In the last few years it's gotten pretty bad. And I don't even smokle weed all that much!

Man, I smokle weed all the timle!

Does it help your memory?

Bagman is afraid of feminine hygiene pass it on.

More disgusted than afraid.

More disgusted than afraid.

Tell me what I did! I sent you a pic of a used tampon? Was it my used tampon?

If that's the case, man, I'm so awesome.

Can you send Dave a picture of your used sanitary wear?

on it...

sweeeeeet

I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?

I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?

Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.

I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?

Napkins are good; I can wipe the drool from my face ...
Tampons are good; I can floss after I eat ...

Your choice ...

Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.

Hmm, I never tried using a hot pocket as a sanitary napkin before, good idea!

Thanks for forever ruining Hot Pockets for me.

OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.

OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.

Women are pretty gross.  I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous.  If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.

Is that narcissistic?