I was on of their biggest fans.  Not just for Stern. I was there in inaugurate the Punk Channel, the All Rolling Stones Channel, The All Led Zeppelin Channel, and I collected signatures on petitions to end the All Grateful Dead Channel and end the All Springsteen Channel after three years because lets face it, no one wants to hear the fuckin dead and you can only deal with Bruce Springsteen for so long...

They charged me like $50 to set up two radios and I paid my subscription faithfully for over three years. But in these troubling financial times I had to cancel them both. Hey man, times are tough. And today I got a collection notice for $90 in cancellation fees.

CANCELLATION FEES? You're going to charge me because I DON'T use your service anymore?

Tell you what, send the heavy breathing fat black chick from NCO Financial Systems, Inc over here to suck $90 out of my shitpipe and you can keep it. Fuckers.

Man, what fucking bullshit.

because lets face it, no one wants to hear the fuckin dead

Hey, I do. But not constantly. I can't imagine wanting an all-anything channel, actually. I rarely even make all-anything CDs.

I bought a lifetime subscription ...
It's so much easier ...

Additionally, the Mandatory Metallica all of last month kicked ass ...

lifetime subscription

Perhaps in the future.

lifetime subscription

Perhaps in the future.

If they last.  I am going to bet on no.

I had a membership at two different points and was never charged a cancellation fee.

So then...

suck $90 out of my shitpipe

So stop paying them... they cut you off and everythings good.

check their agreement contract out, they most likely can't do anything

So stop paying them... they cut you off and everythings good.

Stop paying them... why didn't I think of that! Dude, I terminated my subscription in JANUARY.

See, I'm full of great ideas.

Zoomie, if I were you I'd stop paying them.

Zoomie, if I were you I'd stop paying them.

Fucking BRILLIANT!

Sorry, I'm fucking with you.

You said that you went to cancel, and they slugged you $90 to fuck them off. Does that mean you said fuck off, I'll keep the sub going, or did you just ignore their slug?

He cancelled, they mailed him a bill for $90, he laughed at it and tossed in the trash.

But I still think he should just stop paying them.

If thats the case, wipe your arse on it and post it back

BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP PAYING THEM MAN!!!

I have a better idea.
 
Say he's changed his name to Dylan Joseph of a basement in Waterville ME.

Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

The part of the postman that impregnated his mother.

Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many GoblinKnob Josephs could there be?

*snickers*

hehehe

MOTHERFUCKERS I STOPPED PAYING THEM IN JANUARY!!!

Pay them with $90 worth of weaponized small pox.

I wonder how much human feces I could overnight to Sirius/XM headquarters in Manhattan for $90?

For $60, you can get a roundtrip bus ticket, go up there and smear your shit all over their window, or maybe shit in the lobby, then get an awesome lunch with the remaining $30 you saved.

This is why I value your counsel.

Wanna jump nekkid with me next weekend?

Nekkid jumping?

Sounds terrifying.  What's the occasion?

Beltaine. Nekkid FIRE jumping.