THAT was worth its weight in Geek-Cum gold!

to be a tree with
deep roots instead of a strand
of grass, mowed over

Bwahahahahaha!

Whoa... don't remember posting that at all. Not bad for shitfaced, though, I guess!

I am by all accounts still not even a fixture here to be part of any spectrum. Unless cock pics expedite the familiarization process.

Fixtures here become fixtures simply by being fixtures. If you can handle sticking around, you'll stick around. This is what the recent n00bs didn't seem to get.

I open doors for people becuase thats the way I was brought up. I open doors for anybody. Never had a woman open a door for me.

Ditto. Very seldom does anyone hold a door open for me, but that may well be cuz I'm "scary-looking".

Damn... I can't have citrus, either.

You can't have anything fun. 

I can have pussy!

Not mine, it's too acidic.

Lemon tree very pretty ... oops  sorry

Not mine, it's too acidic.

I'm trying to get back into the one at home.

CT-  Why the hell does this 26 year old guy keep texting me stupid shit like, ": P I want to snuggle with you" and "what kind of panties are you wearing?"  We have never fooled around, touched, or even spoken for more than 5 minutes in person before.  I asked him why he texts like a 16 year old and he said, "I'm sorry nm."  I then texted him to tell him how creepy he was.  I am never giving my number out drunk again. 

I thought Kyle was 28 ?

It's this guy who sent me a cock pic after finding me on Facebook without me asking for a cock pic.

What a charming fellow! And just look at the jaunty angle of his member!

I must say you do attract the most admirable suitors, Sasha.

Oh god! I know! **runs violently down the hall way with one arm flung over crying eyes**

Look at that messy floor with what looks like stained man panties strewn on the floor. SEXY!

It's like those bitches on myspace and facebook who take "sexxy" pictures of themselves with what looks like a fucking cyclone ravaged home behind them

Exactly.  The rat trap paper on the floor really gets me wet.

i ejaculated when I saw the used tissue and dirty rug. I just want him to throw me down on it and fuck me while dust flies around us

i've got my fingers crossed that that's bronze shag carpeting underneath the gorgeous flower-patterned rug.

That guy has no eye for the viewfinder.

His sense of mise-en-scene is kind of fucking terrible, too.

Oh my god I am discussing a picture of another man's crooked dick across a globe-entangling computer network this is not what 1987 me thought life beyond the year 2000 would be.

It's all academic and art-based.

He sent me a pic of his cock to my phone today.  I was wondering why the text was taking so long to load.  I soon realized why!

Post those too ...

Why?  It's the same cock.  It's boring.

Because... Sasha! SASHA THOSE TEXT MESSAGES AND PENIGRAPHS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN PANTS GET OUT GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

CT: I gave my darling another breast-stimulation-only orgasm this weekend. I fucking love how she goes out of control and digs her hands into me, and starts grabbing for my cock. It's actually really hot not being able to fuck yet (if there are no more bumps that crop up by Oct GAME ON), and figure out other things to do and ways to stimulate each other. It's absolutely hilarious how I went from one end of the spectrum to the other, with girls this year.

From large and in-charge, to thin and bowing-to-my-every-whim.

I didn't think that girl you were with previously was ugly. 

bagman, ask the girl to be your girlfriend.

...if there are no more bumps that crop up by Oct GAME ON...

educate me:  wouldn't another visit to the doc be a more exacting way to prove non-contagion?

I always feel like fucking after I've mowed my lawn.

Is that weird?