yes.

yes.

I get incredibly horny after yard work.

i like a sweaty man sometimes. my boyfriend was playing football with some relatives and came over after to give me a kiss. he smelled like sweat, and i was surprised by my desire to yank him down onto my beach chair to fuck me right then and there. his whole family was there, so i was unfortunately forced to resist the impulse.

bagman: ask the girl to be your girlfriend. when you want to break up with her, break up with her. that's how these things work. trust us. we all have more experience in these matters. i've never given head to a guy who wasn't my boyfriend. maybe there's some freaky shit she'll bust out on you once you make it official. some girls can be seriously turned on by notions of commitment.

sucky sucky ass fucky

CST:  ......*looks at right hand*

Fuck this shit.

CST:  ......*looks at right hand*

Fuck this shit.

Word up homeslice.

Word up.

Danzig, krsna, whaddya say to a threeway phone orgy? It'll be great. I'll describe lusty man on man action for you two.

No thanks. Just regular stuff for me like straight sex and hot female on hot female.

How about butterface female and fat with a pretty face female?

Yes.

That's good enough for me.

...if there are no more bumps that crop up by Oct GAME ON...

educate me:  wouldn't another visit to the doc be a more exacting way to prove non-contagion?

Not really. If I have no more molloscum bumps, I am not contagious. They only transfer on skin-to-skin contact with bumps or from a towel, etc. that has the infection on it. I have no more bumps - and yes I check every night after my shower, thoroughly! I have also been washing my towels and sheets multiple times a week.

bagman: ask the girl to be your girlfriend. when you want to break up with her, break up with her. that's how these things work. trust us. we all have more experience in these matters. i've never given head to a guy who wasn't my boyfriend. maybe there's some freaky shit she'll bust out on you once you make it official. some girls can be seriously turned on by notions of commitment.

The thought scares me.  But, I am pretty certain she is getting to the point where she wants to know what "we are". Next week it'll be 5 months. It's also her birthday next week. I like my alone-time, and I don't want her to get all annoying if I do officially lay it out and tell her I'd like to be boy/girlfriend. Just because I tell her I want to be boy/girlfriend doesn't mean I want to spend every waking hour with her. Also, about two months ago she said one of the things she really likes about me is that I am not clingy. That is what I like about her too.

Then do it ...


CST: The girl I'm fucking now is great in bed, however, she told me beforehand she loves anal and cums in seconds from it, however, she won't do it with me because I'm too big ...

Welp, it's either another hurdle to hop over or she's holding out as well ...
I didn't think about that until Kate's post above ...

Either way, I'm sure she's just holding out ...
It hasn't been that long we've been hanging/fucking ...

I'll keep you updated on that little delema as I make it work ...

There is no "too big".

Goldicocks here can take any size in her rear.

No, lots of guys have brazilians.

The thought scares me.  But, I am pretty certain she is getting to the point where she wants to know what "we are". Next week it'll be 5 months. It's also her birthday next week. I like my alone-time, and I don't want her to get all annoying if I do officially lay it out and tell her I'd like to be boy/girlfriend. Just because I tell her I want to be boy/girlfriend doesn't mean I want to spend every waking hour with her. Also, about two months ago she said one of the things she really likes about me is that I am not clingy. That is what I like about her too.

do all men think that women equate relationships with spending every goddamn waking moment together?

and if so, where did they get this dumb idea from?

it's just. not. true. at all. i don't really want to see any one person more than 3 or 4 days a week. i have to see my coworkers 5 days a week but not by choice. if i were in a relationship spending 3, sometimes 4 days or nights (whatever) together would be ideal. then, after we have been together for a while, maybe that amount could increase if both parties felt that way.

glad to be bagman's voice of reason, since he hasn't any.

I'm a fan of once a week or longer.

do all men think that women equate relationships with spending every goddamn waking moment together?

and if so, where did they get this dumb idea from?

from dumb women?

I've dated girls who wanted me around every free moment. Dated very briefly, mind you.

Some guys I know go for that, it's called being "pussy whipped" down under. One tell-tale sign is when you ask a bloke what he wants to do and his partner answers for him.

Shoot me in the face.

open a window?

Not really. If I have no more molloscum bumps, I am not contagious. They only transfer on skin-to-skin contact with bumps or from a towel, etc. that has the infection on it. I have no more bumps - and yes I check every night after my shower, thoroughly! I have also been washing my towels and sheets multiple times a week.

But that's not a definitive answer.  It's just you playing by whatever rulebook you think applies.

It's not a medical test, where "positive" is bad and "negative" is good.

CST: Pussy is not worth dealing with the female attached to it.

how's fatherhood then?

I've dated girls who wanted me around every free moment. Dated very briefly, mind you.

Some guys I know go for that, it's called being "pussy whipped" down under. One tell-tale sign is when you ask a bloke what he wants to do and his partner answers for him.

eh. so not my thing.

doesn't mean dudes get burned on it once and always think back to it.

bagman's just probably read about how clingy girlfriends can be, and he's not interested in breaking up his quality time spent with cats (2) and plant (1).

Fatherhood's great. Unfortunately, once they bear your children women decide that it's okay to become an unbearable fucking lunatic, banking on the fact that you won't kick them to the curb since it would mean being seperated from your children.

But I don't know, maybe I'm the problem? Perhaps I just am too sensitive to people that want to start arguments from out of nowhere, for no reason, and escelate a minor disagreement into a one-way shouting match where she's the only participant.

when I think of you, krsna, I think "too sensitive".

considering how much time he's logged here, especially recounting his sexual (and non-) escapades, you'd think bagman might take a look at the core group of female posters and how we view our current and/or past relationships in forming an opinion of what women really want.

which of us has ever given him cause to believe women are clingy and obsessive and difficult to handle after hearing words like 'monogamy' or 'relationship' or even 'fisticuffs' for that matter? instead it seems he's lazily content to remain ignorant and rely solely on stereotypes of the supposed type of girlfriend that not only has he never had, but i believe is becoming more extinct as time goes by (or as these girls mature into young women, more likely).