Hip, I think you should give him head while he vanquishes the undead!

usually i just crawl up to him on my knees, give him a coy look, and he turns away from his game to let me go to town on him. should i encourage him to keep playing next time?

yes.

I hate to be the one to tell you this; G.I. Joe is 45.

I got this, and laughed out loud.  About 6 "ha"s.

I'm quiet around everyone.  And never uncomfortable about it.

I find that so sexy about you.

fag.

current: i'm going to boston tonight to see my boyfriend and have some saucy hotel sex. yee haw.

Hotel sex is awesome.

Is it normal for a 28 year old to still have wet dreams?

I don't still have wet dream, I had my first one at age 21, when my sex drive started to dip.

I dont own a penis, so I cant say for sure, but none of my boyfriends had wet dreams, and Ive lived with (now) two of them.

If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.

What I wanna know is how every one of Sasha's playtoys are 10" or more and wider than a baby's leg ...

You have seen them ? Why ?

No, just follow the threads ...

Maybe she just either has X-ray vision or she's psychic and can tell the shower/grower's potential ...

I think she greets all men like Crocodile Dundee

I think she greets all men like Crocodile Dundee

this could have some veracity.

Wouldn't she have to give a vigorous handshake to get to know the growers?

Wouldn't she have to give a vigorous handshake to get to know the growers?

i'd say that's unnecessary.  just discard the set of people whose dicks are small.  there's still a sizable enough community of showers that there'd be no worry of running out.

I wonder where those statistics are at. Sasha, verify, please.

I'm wondering how eitje developed this statistic...

I'm wondering how eitje developed this statistic...

If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.

Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...

bahahahaha

i didn't think about that until you pointed it out.

I'm wondering how eitje developed this statistic...

it's just basic mechanics and heat 101.

CST:  More sex today.  Twas good.

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I'm on a couple of months.

Hmmm... When was the last time I was at Geek's house?

I wouldnt fuck tricky, but i would watch.

yeah right dude. you'd fuck me if i were laying on your bed ready to go.
not that that would ever happen anyways, or that i would want that to happen.

No tricky. I have seen your pics. I know I wouldnt.

Ouch.