I call Dave's "at the same time" and raise him one set of identical twins

Whew. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

Camping this weekend with the baglady was so fucking wicked! It was pretty packed because the weather was just perfect for camping, and I know probably 2/3 of the field of people heard us both Friday night and Saturday day/and then again at night. At our first site, a bunch of Girl Scout's set tents up close by and they were loud as fuck, so we returned the favor.

I gave her the best orgasm of her life!!! haha. This is quoting her. Apparently friday night I was just magical. She really liked being in the tents while having sex... it was rugged and sizzling hot!!!

Mmmm... great weekend.

I mean just get them in bed together for fucking in a 3-some ...

PS: I think Gene Simmons would disagree with you ...

really? I checked sisters off the list ages ago

Ditto.

I call Dave's "at the same time" and raise him one set of identical twins

"Call" means "match" in poker, at least in northern states.

I hadn't had sex with brothers before.  There is usually only one hot brother, but these brothers were both hot because they are twins.  I had to wait for the perfect moment.  Kind of like seeing a unicorn, or touching its horn.

Makes sense ...

I call Dave's "at the same time" and raise him one set of identical twins

"Call" means "match" in poker, at least in northern states.

You aren't allowed to say "I call and raise" in most casinos; you say one or the other ...

It's kinda gratifying to read discussion of a form of gambling that I'm not an expert on. Man, I hate poker.

I learnt how to play poker over MSN. Good times.

I just flipped it onto that 17 Kids and Counting show.  I think my vagina just shot itself.

Damn, it was too young to die...

I know; right ...
However, it's already had more than most lifetimes of experience ...

You guys will be proud.
I rode the crimson tide tonight. It was pretty messy, and I forgot a towel so my white sheets are in the washer but it was fun. I didn't go down on her... not quite ready for my red wings. She totally understood.

Also, during our camping outing she let me cum in her mouth and swallowed it all. Hottest mind-blowing orgasm I've had. Especially hot was how she was smiling and after she said she loved the taste, and loves my reaction.

My girlfriend reminds me some of hip in that she aims to please, and boy does she ever!! I also like returning the favor

Let us know when you start tying her up and violating her with inanimate objects that aren't shaped like your penis, Mkay?

hey! my vibrator is not inanimate.

hmm, What's it shaped like ?

My comforter is all fucked up from having period sex.  I washed it but it just faded the huge stain.  Gross.  Now I need to bleach it and I hate going to the wetback laundry mat.

Try putting a tarp down ...

Wait, you said you had blood all over the walls the last time ...
Nevermind ...

create a murder room and you'll be all set for a variety of activities.

come to think of it, maybe I should explain my idea of a murder room (or "murder hole", as it was called in some old Celtic castle dungeons. Preferably stone with ample drainage for a simple hose-down cleanup, but in modern homes the stain-free outcome can of course be achieved in a room that has simply been seamlessly tarped (a la 'Dexter').

Dexter

Speaking of which, the most recent Dexter episode was amazing. Follow this link to avoid derailing this thread.

CT: getting some action on Sunday. by then it will have been almost a month!

Good for you!  We all have to get back up on that horse sometime.

No action here since July... June, maybe. I forget.

come to think of it, maybe I should explain my idea of a murder room (or "murder hole", as it was called in some old Celtic castle dungeons. Preferably stone with ample drainage for a simple hose-down cleanup, but in modern homes the stain-free outcome can of course be achieved in a room that has simply been seamlessly tarped (a la 'Dexter').

I'm thinking "hostel" ...

come to think of it, maybe I should explain my idea of a murder room (or "murder hole", as it was called in some old Celtic castle dungeons. Preferably stone with ample drainage for a simple hose-down cleanup, but in modern homes the stain-free outcome can of course be achieved in a room that has simply been seamlessly tarped (a la 'Dexter').

Celts didn't live in castles. The mostly lived in round houses and stone keeps. You're thinking of Britons. Or the Irish and Scottish descendants of the Celts. And none of them had hoses to hose down anything.

Other than that I like the concept!

W3rd ...

No action here since July... June, maybe. I forget.

And you are MARRIED?

Holy. fuck. tell her to put out or you're getting a girlfriend.

I have also been wondering why you stick around with her if you are so unhappy.  Do you stick around because she won't leave you while you are sick?  I know that it is addictive to stay with someone who won't leave you, but it doesn't mean either of you are happy.

There's a kid involved. It's not that simple, I don't think.