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Current SEX thoughts(Read 506355 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2040 on: December 06, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
i liked being alone, I had few friends as a kid and learned to deal with it so smothering relationships bug me. Come to think about it, my wife is an only child and we're completely happy to be off doing our own thing. I hadn't thought of that before.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2041 on: December 07, 2009, 02:32:42 AM
I'd been really enjoying being alone till my ex started being nice to me. Fuck that's annoying.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2042 on: December 07, 2009, 03:09:37 AM
she must have bumped into the real world somewhere
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2043 on: December 07, 2009, 03:20:12 AM
I like being alone.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2044 on: December 07, 2009, 03:22:56 AM
Yeah, she totally did. I'm over my little pitymeparty. Fuck that shit.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2045 on: December 07, 2009, 04:00:26 AM
what you do from here is your own choice, but if her decision to come back is based more on the lifestyle she misses than the ex boyfriend she misses then you might be better off moving on. this episode gave you a chance to think things through as well ne

I finally found a reason that Tokyo > Antigua. Half a dozen ex girlfriends or flings live within 2-3km of me and I'm yet to bump into one of them anywhere.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2046 on: December 07, 2009, 04:45:38 AM
Oh there's that and many more > things about there vs here. And she ain't coming back, it was just weird to now be on a more friendly level than we had been, harder to be fine with a person being gone when that person is acting more like the person I thought I knew and less like the weird person she'd turned into in order to leave.

Just a big mindfuck really. Say lah vee.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2047 on: December 08, 2009, 02:09:51 AM
Why the fuck would I say that?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2048 on: December 08, 2009, 02:48:43 AM
Hmm, not hearing voices ? the meds are working ! the meds are working !!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2049 on: December 08, 2009, 01:10:03 PM
Sounds like you should try them...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2050 on: December 08, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
Sounds like you should try them...

you're gonna need a skin graft to recover from this one
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2051 on: December 09, 2009, 07:58:12 AM
Okay,

well,

i think sex is nice.

But to be honest with you, i'm much more into sensuality ~ a warm tongue, teasing a nipple, then a swift inhale ~ shivers and goosebumps;

my hands, which are probably about 5 degrees hotter than you, just resting on soft skin, then, with a whisper of movement, and a trail of nails, floating off;

i could go on, but it's like 0654, and i want to listen to some more tunes, smoke some more herb, and suck (yes, SUCK) up some more Irish Cream / GROG of The NEW Generation of PIRATES ~ The Ginger Pirates!

Let's see ...  T-Shirts have taken HOW many years?  i know i trust WHOm-some-ever to get us some pirate flags, sometime before the Somalian piratess claim lordship of the high seas!

But, then, i DO sort of need a nap and a MAJOR amount of nonalcoholic beverages, beginning with black coffee, proceeding to water, and then

???
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2052 on: December 09, 2009, 02:25:48 PM
Current Sex thoughts; page 69!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2053 on: December 09, 2009, 03:57:54 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2054 on: December 10, 2009, 06:43:41 PM
Is that you and, fuck, what's his name, Assim?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2055 on: December 10, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
You wish he looked that good naked.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2056 on: December 10, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
Uhm, then why are/were you so hung up on him?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2057 on: December 10, 2009, 10:10:44 PM
Love is one hell of a drug.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2058 on: December 10, 2009, 10:14:57 PM
Apparently; good thing I'm a stone-cold bastard ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2059 on: December 10, 2009, 10:34:57 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2060 on: December 10, 2009, 10:44:44 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2061 on: December 10, 2009, 11:00:07 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2062 on: December 10, 2009, 11:00:38 PM
No, but it helps!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2063 on: December 11, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
CT: NippleParty had better post some tit-pics soon enough!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2064 on: December 11, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
Nippleparty is an epic username.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2065 on: December 12, 2009, 12:37:48 AM
Excuse me, but it isn't NEARLY as epic as NippleMUFFIN!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2066 on: December 12, 2009, 03:27:59 AM
Hmmm ....
But it comes with a LOT of responsibility around here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2067 on: December 12, 2009, 08:09:22 AM
No shit!

Why do you think none of the rest of us fems haven't "Stepped Up?"

rofl

Okay, so, NippleParty?

We ALL, even the fems amongst us, REQUIRE pix!!!

Please!!!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2068 on: December 12, 2009, 08:09:41 AM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2069 on: December 12, 2009, 08:11:29 AM

double oops.

i really AM sorry about this ~ but it's the VODKA!!!

It's not me, i promixse!


man, i had to EDIT an oops ~ how fucking fuktarded is THAT???

there might NOT be any Hope for me, Zoomer!
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