ct: I wonder if our sex noises anger and worry the neighbors?

Speaking of minor porn, I sent Daddy a present in the mail.  I also had sex today and it was hot.  Ummm... I don't know what else to say.

I'm just hoping for a letter.

I also sent a tshirt to Mosh which cost me $27.  TWENTY SEVEN DOLLARS!  What the fuck cuz?!

Sorry sistah, its coz I live in the land that time forgot... you got a return address on that package? I'll send something back of commensurate value... something made of kangaroo or the like.

ct: I wonder if our sex noises anger and worry the neighbors?

God, I hope so ...

Either way Id still like to be invited to their BBqs cause lets face it - asians love to clean, be crafty and drink. I enjoy all three to excess.

hahahaha ...
I'm not thinking it's an issue ...
Have you seen the population figures in the those parts of Asia?

and the 3x3 boxes they squeeze entire families into?

mmmmmm tight Asain boxes....

* Thrash drools *

Fuck I hate you, insomnia. Brain shut off! I command it! Tomorrow is yet again going to suck.

It's why I drink ...
Each voice in my head has a different alcohol tolerance ...
EVENTUALLY, I'm all alone and able to drift in peace ...

The choir in my head all share mostly the same tolerance. It's just that when I lay down finally they all tend to be fairly sleepy.

This may work perfectly well without the booze and weed to help, I just have no interest in finding out if that's the case.

Again, agreed ...

CST: i'd like to have sex. but i gotta wait about 8 days.

Aw, the clever pic I found doesn't show. I hate how it'll display as posted anyway if it's saved in your cache. Such false advertising.
Anyway I missed my first class today due to sleeping through it. FML.

CST: i'd like to have sex. but i gotta wait about 8 days.

Torn up from the spiked dildo?

CST: i'd like to have sex. but i gotta wait about 8 days.

Torn up from the spiked dildo?

More likely, that's when the order of protection runs out and she can sexually assault the lad again.

Ahhhh ....
That makes more sense ...

Maybe the spiked, electrified cock ring experiment went horribly awry ...

I never used an electrified cock ring before... Not like I have an opportunity to, anyway.

WTF?!?  No Ladies Of The Evening where you live?

The major plus to THAT is that they'll know how to work the damned thing, thus avoiding any need for FREE HealthCare!

I couldn't resist!   

There's an inspector looking over a hospital.  As he's looking around, from the ER, to the labs, to the psych ward, to even the cafeteria it's impeccable.  Everything's clean, everyone's in proper uniform, and everyone seems to be well cared for.  As he goes upstairs to the "special wards" he notices, in a room,three guys furiously jacking off.  He pauses a moment, takes note of this, closes the door, and moves on.  A few doors down he looks in and sees a nurse with a lone patient and the nurse is giving him head.  At this point he goes straight to the (teehee) head nurse and demands to know why this is happening in those rooms.

"Well,", she says, "You see, all of these men are allergic to their semen and have to get rid of it every few hours or they get violently ill."
"Ok,", says the inspector, "So, why are those three lleft to jerk off in the same room over there and this one's getting, well, 'taken care of' by that nurse?"
"Oh, that's easy; the one with the nurse has health insurance."

** rimshot**


Edited: Thanks, banal; it'd been years since I heard it ...

and howd the one without insurance get a room...

dam fools rewriting private healthcare jokes.

Oh, yeah ....
I did it from memory ...

You should get somebody to take a look at that.

Ok, fixed; thanks!

Dam, Your HMO fucking rocks.

The obvious joke:
There's no HMO here, the nurse was a girl!

Check this OUT!  Last night my boyfriend and I made a porno and it was the hottest thing I've ever seen, porno-wise.  We are doing it doggie style in the video and his hot body looks so good pounding mine while my ass and titties jiggle. 

Six words: Enough talk. Post that shit, son!