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Current SEX thoughts(Read 501967 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2490 on: March 27, 2010, 04:09:13 PM
Quote from: Zoomie

Besides, his friends have all seen it by now; why can't yours?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2491 on: March 27, 2010, 07:46:30 PM
LUL.

PS: Attention whore. You have no intention of showing, you just wanted to tell. It's all about YOU...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2492 on: March 27, 2010, 10:06:29 PM
I love me some titty jiggle.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2493 on: March 27, 2010, 10:52:10 PM
Wait til Aasim gets his hands on it. It'll be all over Facebook.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2494 on: March 28, 2010, 07:57:16 PM
I'll text Baggie and see if he has it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2495 on: March 28, 2010, 09:52:27 PM
Baggy has video of himself. Poledancing. Naked. With "Hojo" written on his penis.

OK sleep tight, guys!
« Last Edit: March 28, 2010, 09:53:10 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2496 on: March 28, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
Uhm, ok ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2497 on: March 31, 2010, 12:05:42 AM
The choir in my head all share mostly the same tolerance. It's just that when I lay down finally they all tend to be fairly sleepy.

This may work perfectly well without the booze and weed to help, I just have no interest in finding out if that's the case.

Sorry man, eventually you become immune ... or something. Whatever, it's sometimes 4:00 before I can fall asleep even with booze and weed. Or maybe because of it?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2498 on: March 31, 2010, 01:07:42 AM
Me too ...
... well, that and working until 2 or so am
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2499 on: March 31, 2010, 08:00:17 PM
I'm fucking terrible at going to sleep. Great at sleeping. Terrible at waking up.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2500 on: March 31, 2010, 09:31:31 PM
Me too ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2501 on: April 01, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
I can get to sleep fairly easily, sleep well and then wake up just fine the next morning. But usually I get worse and worse at waking up as the week progresses and on the weekend I need to sleep late to reset myself.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2502 on: April 01, 2010, 03:54:39 AM
It's self explanatory ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2503 on: April 01, 2010, 08:12:59 AM
lately i have no problem going to bed, but I always wake up in the middle of the night, up for a bit, toss and turn, fall back asleep for 15 minutes before the alarm goes off at 6 am.
Hate that.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2504 on: April 01, 2010, 11:55:19 AM
Of what?

My smokin' hot almost-but-not-quite legal girly.  She has shared some fucking amazing pics with me :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2505 on: April 01, 2010, 12:27:32 PM
Not-Quite-Legal and sharing "amazing pics" scares me, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2506 on: April 01, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
Yeah, but people like to get scared cuz it's exciting.  That's why there are roller coasters, horror movies, and trannies that are hot enough to fool almost any man.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2507 on: April 01, 2010, 05:06:01 PM
They aren't a felony, broham ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2508 on: April 01, 2010, 05:25:57 PM
I am usually a very good sleeper. In fact I am a very heavy sleeper when I get to sleep. Since daylight savings, though, I've had a brutal case of insomnia. Last night I slept 1.5 hours. I had a presentation to give today and not much else for the rest of this week or next, so i think I'm going to just force myself to sleep. I wish I had brownies.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2509 on: April 01, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Word is Si's making some ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2510 on: April 02, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
my boyfriend got a flip cam as part of his christmas bonus from his company. this morning we fucked doggy style at the computer desk, watching the latest blowjob video we made on the big moniter. i am his naughty, messy, cock-loving little girl.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2511 on: April 02, 2010, 07:39:52 PM
When do they hit RedTube?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2512 on: April 03, 2010, 12:57:31 AM
Yeah I don't believe word one about these alleged videos until I see some proof.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2513 on: April 03, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
but sir! i am a lady.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2514 on: April 03, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
When did this happen and why weren't we informed?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2515 on: April 03, 2010, 10:05:12 AM
but sir! i am a lady.
Apparently only in the street. L-G is half-way between street and bed.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2516 on: April 03, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
My boyfriend doesn't come from oral sex.  He said it's too hard.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2517 on: April 03, 2010, 08:54:35 PM
A lot of guys don't, at least not without a *combination blow/hand-job.

*let the record show that these are fucking awesome.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2518 on: April 04, 2010, 08:46:04 AM
I can come from oral only. I would like to again.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2519 on: April 04, 2010, 10:40:36 AM
It is your birthday weekend. You'd think that you could either get some from your wife, or get some permission to get it elsewhere.