You know,

the Perfect Threesome would HAVE to be two dudes and a chick.

We can do multiple orgasm,

multiple penetration,

AND can multi-task.

DAMN, we're good!

I have to agree with you on this one Mrs. Crazy McCrazerson.

lol

You know, it was one of the things that I thought long and hard about, way back when:

Why isn't a marriage composed of three peeps?

If it's 2 males and a female, the two dudes can work outside the home, and wouldn't need to take time off from work over pregnancies, nor sick kids that can't go to school.  They can help each other with the manly shit, like fixing the vehicles, or redoing the roof.  They'd have each OTHER to watch sports with and talk about guy stuff with.  MOST Importantly ~ at the time, I was pretty much of a horn-dog ~ when one wore out, you'd always have a fresh one in reserve!

Oh, I had it all figured out.

Including that one of the dudes would be Don Johnson.  (But, of COURSE!)

<sigh>

OK so you tell me where you were in 1980 and I'll get to work on the time machine...

Right ....
DP's for all!!!

She's already got a man, I'm just trying to sneak in the back door.

Turn left at the tampon ...

Turn left at the tampon ... STRING

Fixed
fuktard
you can't leave 'em hanging half OUT!
that's DISGUSTING!
roflmao

CT: Would boobes be good Bar-B-Qued?

I'm thinking hellls yeah

They wouldn't be very meaty, though, would they?

Crispy and well seasoned then, yum.

Crispy if you cooked 'em long enough, sure. Boob-crackling.

Yeah, they'd shrivel to jerky after the fat melted out ...
Mmmmmm, titty jerky!

Better yet, use the hollowed out titty jerky as a bowl for your fave' beans ...

CT: Now, she tells me that she is too stressed to even bother with being touched, let alone for sex and that there will always be something stressing her out.









wtf?

STRIKE 3, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Time to go see if my cock still works.

Time to get your dick wet down at the pussy pond.

If she tells you she doesn't want you to touch her anymore because she is stressed, she isn't attracted to you anymore.

Yeah,

THIS is the time for you to say:

"Fuck you AND the ass you waddled in on!

I've got FRIENDS!  Friends that will have sex with me, ANYTIME!

AND LURVE IT!!!"

Just so's she knows you WON'T be Doing Without, you know?

p.s.  Life is too fucking short for that sort of shit.  Find a voluptuous 17 yo that wants to do it ALL, within the next year!  lol

p.p.s.  Stay the fuck away from his MySpace page, Sasha!  roflmao!!!

Thursday night, spent the night with my "occasional friend", and, later had a good weekend as well ...

Ok, so, this girl I met wearing the "Byte Me" shirt that actually bit me contacted me and we went out Friday ...
Nothing happened, however, Saturday night after my show we fucked 3 times, then, another 3 during the day, and then once more "for good measure" before she left 5 minutes ago ...

So, a weekend of hot fucking, and then my Monday regular hookup (who was there on Saturday, btw) ...

Yep, life's pretty ok ...

You only had sex that much because it was new.  Jerk.

Either way, I'll take it ....

I'd like to borrow some until mine comes through.

You only had sex that much because it was new.  Jerk.

Either way, I'll take it ....

Either way, I'll take the fantasies all of this has inspired!

(Do I sound like too much of a horn dog, there?)

Does ANYONE else do it The Lazy People Way?

lol

Fem lying on back,

Dude on side,

sort of braid your legs up and VOILA!

The two shall become One!

It's a nice, clam way of Making It!


The misspelling?  Sort of Fit In, eh? 

yes.

First Thought:  YES!!!

Second Thought:  {sigh}












But I've just GOT to outlive the church lady hubby!

i woke my boyfriend up this morning with a bj/handy, and before he finished he told me to climb up on his big hard cock and fuck it until i came. he said if i was a good girl and came for him he would let me milk his cock into my mouth afterward and give me a treat. a lip-smackingly delicious way to start the day.

he should be home soon to pull my panties down and spank my bottom red for being such a naughty girl this morning. i wonder if he'll put his dick in my mouth while he spanks me... i like that very much.

i wonder if he'll put his dick in my mouth while he spanks me...

That sounds sort of dangerous...

the only danger is me choking on his huge cock.

life is short. take chances.

Define- morning.  If I was going to give my boyfriend anything sexual in the morning I'd have to be up at 7am.