My bed's the same way ...
You already get the idea!

It may be too much of a cliche to write erotica when everyone already knows I'm a perv.
I don't want to be a cliche.
I want to create something new and fresh, that grabs the readers by the groin with a nice firm grip.
But I think I've lost my edge.
And I wanna have Good sex.
The kind of sex that can happen at any time, and it rocks because I'm feeling like a slut and my partner IS a slut.
Tired of the kind of sex that happens routinely after dark and I have to Really work on just getting in the mood.
Where's my slut??!

There's quite a few here; or so I'd think ...

the dirty whores are plentiful here.

36! My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks!
*girlfriend looks awkwardly at boyfriend*
... 37 ...

That's NOTHING for the residents of L-G!

It was just my Current Sex Thought.

Now my Current Sex Thought is:

I'm willing to fly 1400 miles for companionship. Trust and a chance to be happy.

And for some hot, throbbing sucking and fucking. And all that.

And just so that I don't come across as some kind of sex-crazed, insensitive tramp,
I'll even cuddle afterwards.

Why?

One of the very few people I'm compatible with, and who is compatible with me happens to live that far from me.

It won't work.

i was just thinking about butt sex for a second.

do tell.

Yeah, I thought youwere all against that!

I can get a divorce for the total amount of $624. Including court costs, since there is absolutely nothing to contest. It's just a matter of gathering it.

Meanwhile, my insides are aching to hit the clubs and dance until my legs fall off. Speed-free, of course.

Two birds, one stone:  pick up folks @ clubs and steal their money afterwards.

It won't work.

Not everyone on the internet is a fat girl, Si.

ZING!

Who said the person I mentioned was "on the Internet"? And no, neither of us is a fat girl. =]

That would, perhaps, be quite interesting ...

ehh now i'm almost 30.

Early March or late Feb, right?

yeah feb 24, and i think yours is either the 23 or the 25.

when did we get so ooooollllllld?

anyway, CST: I can't sleep and I think sex might help with that. I wish I could have some. With, like, a person other than meself.

heh... worrying about being 30...

EMBRACE IT!

hell, I'm middle aged now. I want to grow old disgracefully.

yeah feb 24, and i think yours is either the 23 or the 25.

Yep, the 25th.

clearly i am awesome.

uh... 1240.

Oh right! Right?

clearly i am awesome.

Indubitably.

I'm annoyed. I've got this slinky sexiness going on and the only cock here is attached to a pathetic drunk...

And it's all limp. There is no lap dance that could rouse this flaccid cock. Eh.
I'm in the market for a hard-on.
Batteries- optional.