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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494498 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3270 on: November 09, 2012, 04:01:01 AM
Welp, DM, prep the meds ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3271 on: November 09, 2012, 11:10:50 AM
awe.. You guys just pump him fulla meds whenever he gets happy?

Tru, :) thanks
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3272 on: November 09, 2012, 11:12:01 AM
Uhm, fuck your boobs?

Oh, do you do anal yet?

Y/Y

Hey, this could be a little butt -> ( Y )
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3273 on: November 09, 2012, 05:27:08 PM
Ahhhh ...
So nice ...
... just ....
... so nice!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3274 on: November 10, 2012, 05:53:31 AM
Ahhhh ...
So nice ...
... just ....
... so nice!

this is because of my Y/Y, innit? :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3275 on: November 10, 2012, 09:07:03 AM
Indeed.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3276 on: November 10, 2012, 10:13:47 AM
I figured out that it's all in proper lubrication. And a cock can't possibly be more odd than a jingly, vibrating dildo. Not with all kinds of lube.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3277 on: November 10, 2012, 03:42:26 PM
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE "LIKE BUTTON MOD" FOR THIS VERSION OF SMF??!?!?!!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3278 on: November 11, 2012, 11:04:41 AM
It might well be deep in my ass by now.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3279 on: November 11, 2012, 12:17:57 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3280 on: November 11, 2012, 01:56:33 PM

CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.



^no matter what that post is actually about, I'm going to always change it to what I want it to be about. No matter what you insert in there, its awesome.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3281 on: November 11, 2012, 02:06:00 PM



^no matter what that post is actually about, I'm going to always change it to what I want it to be about. No matter what you insert in there, its awesome.

That's what Thrash says.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3282 on: November 11, 2012, 03:46:08 PM
HAHAHAHA!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3283 on: November 11, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
It's really is true, you know ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3284 on: November 12, 2012, 10:18:35 AM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3285 on: November 12, 2012, 01:11:28 PM
ANAL!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3286 on: November 12, 2012, 01:29:42 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3287 on: November 12, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.

Six out of seven ain't bad :)
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3288 on: November 12, 2012, 05:36:12 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.

Six out of seven ain't bad :)

'specially when there's eight days a week!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3289 on: November 12, 2012, 05:51:39 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3290 on: November 12, 2012, 05:58:48 PM
My sex life is non existent. That's not to say that a sex life would determine my status or anything. It just means that I am without sex. It's rather boring, and I find it difficult to become inspired to write, and I half-way don't care.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3291 on: November 13, 2012, 06:35:18 PM
Fuck your chude (chick-dude) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3292 on: November 13, 2012, 07:47:20 PM
OH you mean my pretty purple vibrator?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3293 on: November 13, 2012, 08:32:06 PM
Dealer's choice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3294 on: November 13, 2012, 10:54:36 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3295 on: November 15, 2012, 04:34:47 PM
Same difference ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3296 on: November 16, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
If at first I don't suck seed, I keep on sucking until I do suck seed.

True story.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3297 on: November 18, 2012, 02:40:33 PM
I love a woman on a mission ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3298 on: November 22, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
"I LOVE WOMEN!"
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3299 on: November 23, 2012, 10:41:58 AM
Looks like I'm stepping up to the plate... So to speak...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!