Hells yeah, that could actually be fun.

Tru's correct on all counts ...

hip asked for it. Here is my stitched up sack.

SAC!!!

It doesn't look bad, colorwise, considering ...

Grade it, Thrash. Grade the sac.

my sex life is... Drinking ginger ale and watching My So-Called Life...

I'm surprised. I was expecting worse bruising.

Then I remembered zach didn't start to bruise until a few days after.

Are you bruised up now?

Grade it, Thrash. Grade the sac.

That's one A+, post-surgery sac, you have there, kind sir!

my sex life is... Drinking ginger ale and watching My So-Called Life...

Where's your girl-play-thingie?

My urologist used the no-scalpel technique.  No bruising at all and I can stop weearing tighty whiteys on Friday. The itching of the stitch is all but gone, and I jerked off yesterday. I CUM BLOOD!

Well, just a little. But it was still metal as hell.

Damn. Zach had the no scalpel method too. Wonder why he was so bruised.

Was he rude to his doctor?

"Oh the bruising? That's normal, don't worry."

Speedbagging Technique, maybe?

Doc brought up my job, and I mentioned I can't talk about it. Then I had an extreme thought that he was a sleeper cell urologist and if I don't give up the good information, he would cut my balls off and bisect my dick.

Thankfully, he just said, "A lot of my patients work on the base, and went back to snipping."

Haha ...
"Trust"; it's never truly implied (with your dick in someone else's hand), right?

Thrash,   it didn't work out with her. She doesn't dig UFC, weed or blood.

My urologist used the no-scalpel technique.  No bruising at all and I can stop weearing tighty whiteys on Friday. The itching of the stitch is all but gone, and I jerked off yesterday. I CUM BLOOD!

Well, just a little. But it was still metal as hell.

Well Zach hangs kinda low.
He also lasted one day wearing breifs. He said they were "too tight" and went back to his boxers. That may have caused the brusing.

I still like vasectomies. Shortest surgery I have ever been around for. Quicker than when my daughters tonsils were removed.

Cumming blood sounds so hardcore.

It's not hardcore, it's "metal as hell" ...

See there, all it takes is a letter opener to make the world squeal in pleasure ... err I mean scream.

so, I'm in the market, as it were. but, I can't seem to get noticed by the ones I want to be noticed by. how do you get noticed?

Make a sign that says, "Hot Oral Sex".

On a related note, people are very trusting. First dates nowadays and you might end up with your genitals in someone's mouth. Putting sexual organs in a potentially dangerous setting (bacteria, virus, teeth connected to a mandible with malicious intent) deserves more research than that which is don for where said dinner prior to happening may occur.

It's the same as walking up to someone in a subway and asking them, "We have just met and this may sound crazy, but I can put my cock and balls in your mouth."

Wait a sec..
So you can now jerk off but before the vasectomy you couldn't?

Oddly enough... I couldn't quite get an erection while attempting to masturbate for quite a while... However since recovery from the snippity snip snip... Not much of an issue.  I'm at a loss to explain it through any scientific method.

Me too ...

Daddy, maybe you just feel better about shooting blanks.

I thought of that too ...

Just getting oral sex isn't good. Its got to be done by someone who fucking wants to devour my pussy. Otherwise, I'm bored.

Yup, hi there! 

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