Well he is Zoomie, he gotta zoom.

Mazda Commercial Zoom Zoom Zoom

Yessss!!!!

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I got laid the the night before last. Dude is from Kentucky, in the foothills.

My ass is still red and I'm still finding clumps of wax that peeled off my back in my clothes.

Really now?

Yep. Getting ready to go to his house again tonight.

Well, at least ONE of us is getting some quality at the moment ...

What The FUCK Is Sex?

Right ....
I've been on the road so damn long now, even I forget what the fuck it is too!

The dude I've been fucking lately has a thick cock.

That is all

Well good for you girl. Gotta have something to hold onto right?

I've been gettin' it for 6 weeks now ...
... And, back in the road!

I wonder if Kat has any more of those dildo coupon codes?
the last one i got from her is finally dead. 

She's usually good for those ...
Last time I asked her for codes she had quite a few ..

I want this, should have gotten it when it was $15

WTF is that?
It looks like a double-penetration, uhm ...
"Beaver-Something-Or-Other" ..

Current sex thought, how many guys would like to see Elvira being taken by force?

All of us ...
Possibly by Herman Munster ....

I agree ...

Sounds Reasonable
Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML

FML haven't seen one of those in a while. Say it every day though.

Me too ....

Someone direct me to the "girls reveal their fav sex positions" redux, anti-social.com always did me better than cosmo magazine since my "minnie mouse menstruates" days.

God I'm fucking bored, dudes.

Go look into this Reddit thread ...
There's some cool shit in there; feel free to add whatever you'd like ...

Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?

Uhm, I actually had this happen ....

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