UPDATE: KYLE TEXTED ME (back) AND LET ME KNOW HE'S (slowly) ON HIS WAY TO MASTERING ANAL; SHE EVEN WANTS TO TRY A DP WITH HIS "CLONE COCK"!We've done it, guys!^5
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Sounds ReasonableToday, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?