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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


Current SEX thoughts(Read 496942 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1140 on: August 29, 2009, 01:30:46 AM
Watching a bunch of fools with weird surgical decisions faking orgasms in unimaginative situations never exactly appealed to me as much as the rough sex in the bath tub we could otherwise be having.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1141 on: August 29, 2009, 01:35:32 AM
Yes, young people are completely unaware of the world around them. This is why when they stand in the open doorway of a store and you say "Excuse me" so you can exit, they turn and stare at you until you punch them in the face.

Yeah, I had a good day.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1142 on: August 29, 2009, 06:36:29 AM
Reminds of that great timeless saying, "Have blunt object, will exit through doorway."



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1143 on: August 29, 2009, 03:29:13 PM
Wow ...
Just ...

Wow ...


On a related note, I met a girl who was 7'5" and she was SMOKING HOT ...

Ever since we boys were young, we've ALWAYS liked to climb trees!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1144 on: August 30, 2009, 04:33:36 AM
I was dating a girl who surprised me with porn once, but it was that Andrew Blake ladies-only domination stuff.

She also once had me read stories about ladies-only bdsm while she laid in the tub and played with herself.

I consider the time spent with her my "high society" sex life.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1145 on: August 30, 2009, 05:43:31 AM
CST: Last night my girl had her head on my lap and for the first time wasn't slobbing my knob.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1146 on: August 30, 2009, 10:30:58 AM
my girl



Coincidence? I think not...

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1147 on: August 30, 2009, 10:47:41 AM
I had forgotten Dan Aykroyd existed.... thanks man.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1148 on: August 30, 2009, 01:46:35 PM
I like Dan Aykroyd. Blues Brothers is still one of my alltime faves.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1149 on: August 30, 2009, 02:03:38 PM
My friend and I did The Blue's Brother's "Soul Man" last night ...
I was Dan Akroyd (Elwood) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1150 on: August 30, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
Backflips and shit?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1151 on: August 30, 2009, 08:37:53 PM
Raw Hide!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1152 on: August 31, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
Why would a guy want to watch porn with his girlfriend? Stupid

I'm not sure about this either.

However, I will say that I was once in bed w/ girlfriend, flipping channels after coitus, and one of the channels had some mid-core stuff.

She asked if we could watch it a while.  Then, more coitus.

ALSO:  SCIENCE IS TOTALLY FUCKING SEXY.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1153 on: August 31, 2009, 05:23:19 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1154 on: August 31, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1155 on: September 01, 2009, 01:09:05 AM
I thought of Kyle with his girlfriend, and this popped into my head.




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1156 on: September 01, 2009, 03:41:16 AM
Nobawdee likes floppy bacon, Gilberrrt!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1157 on: September 01, 2009, 06:37:14 AM
i like sort of wiggly  bacon ~

not crispy, but not raw ~

just "bendable"
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1158 on: September 01, 2009, 01:29:20 PM
I'm actually a fan of fairly floppy bacon.  Just a bit of crispiness is perfect.  Over cooking it completely ruins it IMO.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1159 on: September 01, 2009, 02:30:16 PM
Fuck that! Crispy bacon is the way to go. Not burnt bacon, it should still bend a little bit before snapping, but I like it so there's no rubbery fat.

I feel the same way about pork chops.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1160 on: September 01, 2009, 03:07:07 PM
maybe it's just the whole vegan thing, but bacon talk doesn't turn me on.

cst: i got spanked, bitten, and fucked nice and hard last night. now it's time for my pre-work shower where i masturbate thinking about last night.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1161 on: September 01, 2009, 11:14:21 PM
never stop posting here
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1162 on: September 01, 2009, 11:31:38 PM
Yeah, we appreciate all you have done for the gun.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1163 on: September 02, 2009, 12:57:45 AM
I wonder if I should be masturbating with a condom on my dick or a glove on my hand so my bumps don't spread.

Also, ... oh nevermind.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1164 on: September 02, 2009, 01:01:00 AM
Bwa ha!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1165 on: September 02, 2009, 04:46:40 AM
hahahehahaha, snort, hahaheheha



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1166 on: September 02, 2009, 07:25:31 AM
lolz
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1167 on: September 02, 2009, 12:24:26 PM
Use textured grip gloves.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1168 on: September 02, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
Or vampire gloves
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1169 on: September 02, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Keep a rapex in your hand.
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