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Current SEX thoughts(Read 497029 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1200 on: September 04, 2009, 11:15:47 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1201 on: September 05, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
HOT!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1202 on: September 05, 2009, 02:28:45 PM
I's still totally bone this, even tho she's all lickey lickey these days



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1203 on: September 05, 2009, 02:39:30 PM
Who is that? Paul Hogan's daughter?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1204 on: September 05, 2009, 02:43:42 PM
Dunno. Nice rack and tasty thick thighs tho...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1205 on: September 05, 2009, 09:28:32 PM
God, I have vagina on the mind all the time. The tearing-off approach, appears to actually be working. I have no more bumps, only scabs. After I got out of the shower this morning two of the scabs came off and the skin underneath is brand fucking new, like a newborn's pubic area!

SEX HERE I COMECUM.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1206 on: September 06, 2009, 01:22:08 AM
You are ripping off those sores?  You are so impatient.  Just let them heal!  You and that girl are just going to be swapping the molluscum back and forth if you don't abstain from sex.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1207 on: September 06, 2009, 01:42:33 AM
 If he's dumb enough to think opening the sores is going to make him less contagious, I don't think he's going to listen to any of us.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1208 on: September 06, 2009, 02:11:12 AM
I believe y'all misinterpreted my "sex here I cum" remark. I don't mean right now, I still mean when all of my scabs are clearly gone and there are no more new bumps, but that could be sooner that I thought IF no more bumps come up.

FML.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1209 on: September 06, 2009, 02:18:34 AM
If you are tearing them open with your bare hands, do not be surprised if they start appearing every damn place else that you touch yourself.

Look, think of Molloscum as freelance chicken pox. And what did Mother tell you not to do when you had chicken pox?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1210 on: September 06, 2009, 12:47:55 PM
*shakes head*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1211 on: September 06, 2009, 02:57:18 PM
see bagman be careful what you wish for.. YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT!
then it (sex) is like air.. you don't miss it until you're not getting it anymore..
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1212 on: September 06, 2009, 06:00:10 PM
CST: I want a threesome with the Weasley twins (Ron's brothers/ the redheaded twins from Harry Potter)!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1213 on: September 06, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
I'd take on Professor Snape. That's right, did you see him in Robin Hood? Hot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1214 on: September 06, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Agreed on Snape.  I actually had a sex dream about Sam Rockwell last night.  The character I dreamed of was the one he played in the movie Moon... before he got sick.  It was the most random dream.






Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1215 on: September 07, 2009, 08:29:04 AM
HAHAHA the patch on his right says SaRang Engineering Crew.

Sa Rang means "love"... HAHAHA he's a man ho...
« Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 08:29:49 AM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1216 on: September 08, 2009, 12:45:37 AM
He can be a man ho with me, I have no problems with that what-so-ever.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1217 on: September 08, 2009, 05:18:26 AM
Check this out.  The alternative to Kegels:

http://www.jadeeggs.com/



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1218 on: September 08, 2009, 08:09:48 AM
I bet they click-clack together when you walk...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1219 on: September 08, 2009, 08:59:11 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1220 on: September 08, 2009, 06:22:10 PM
CST:  I could be having the craziest, dirtiest, nastiest sex of my life right now.....if that giant cunt didn't give me her friends.

Dude, I was told yesterday that she thinks it would be hot to go see a fucking donkey show, but she would have to masturbate directly afterwards.  I shed a tear and gave her a hug.

*Just happened:
Rellik Eerps (6:37:18 PM): Thinking about the donkey show
Her (6:37:31 PM): omg dirty!!!
Rellik Eerps (6:37:37 PM): Heh
Her (6:38:23 PM): mmmmmmm hehehe
Rellik Eerps (6:38:42 PM): Hehehehe
Her (6:38:59 PM): now i have to watch porn!
Rellik Eerps (6:39:24 PM): You do that.....abuse the fuck out of your clit if need be
Her (6:39:35 PM): i think im gonna
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 06:45:55 PM by ChemCaterpillar »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1221 on: September 08, 2009, 07:05:41 PM
CST:

Her (6:48:13 PM): do you ever think that it would be fun to pretend like you had a porn company... make movies and pay girls and call it porn instead of prostitution but because they were getting paid they would do a bunch of stuff
Rellik Eerps (6:48:35 PM): That would be awesome
Rellik Eerps (6:48:42 PM): I wanna be a porn director so bad
Her (6:48:56 PM): that would HAVE to work ya know
Rellik Eerps (6:49:32 PM): Yeah
Rellik Eerps (6:49:39 PM): It would be so worth it
Her (6:51:04 PM): yeah it would get some pissed off teen who wants to be bad pay her some money to get naked and fucked
Rellik Eerps (6:51:22 PM): Fuck yeah
Her (6:51:44 PM): its like prostitution but when it's filmed it's porn XD
Rellik Eerps (6:51:44 PM): It all has to end with her being cum drenched
Her (6:53:08 PM): i wonder if i could "cast" girls for "porn" and degrade them a lot the entire time and make them get naked for me and just show me their pussy in the most inhuman ways.
Rellik Eerps (6:53:57 PM): I'd have a much easier time recruiting girls for my porn if I had you to help me
Her (6:54:53 PM): im kinda just interested in telling them to take their clothes off and then making them spread their legs or bend over while i inspected their pussy for some reason... maybe figure out a valid reason why i needed to fuck them with a strap on
Rellik Eerps (6:55:18 PM): Hahaha, so awesome
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1222 on: September 08, 2009, 10:31:57 PM
I'm glad someone likes these women
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1223 on: September 09, 2009, 03:04:21 PM
current sex thought: not going to have sex for a few days. must buy batteries.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1224 on: September 10, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1225 on: September 10, 2009, 02:02:06 AM
CST-  Why God?  Why are you smiting me with cramps?  Why do I have a feeling you are going to ruin my chances of boning when I want to in the near future with a period?  Oh and God, why is that hot guy in my lit class so hot?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1226 on: September 10, 2009, 02:41:13 AM


 is this what the Lord teacheth?
« Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 02:41:57 AM by Wozzeck »
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1227 on: September 10, 2009, 06:58:22 PM
I bet they click-clack together when you walk...

I liked the Engrish..."Is you sex life fun? How about waking it up...naturally."

I would try jade eggs.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1228 on: September 11, 2009, 01:05:26 AM
I'm going to buy some jade eggs and sexperiment with myself.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1229 on: September 11, 2009, 08:25:46 PM
Just to prove a point:

Jeremy
do you toss saled?
7:17pm

Sasha
I have
I have had boyfriends you know
7:17pm

Jeremy
do yu like it/
7:17pm

Sasha
and I lived in san francisco
7:17pm

Jeremy
lmao
7:17pm

Jeremy
i love getting my ass licked and fingered

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I think that just hipster looking guys like it, fags.