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Current SEX thoughts(Read 497095 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1260 on: September 12, 2009, 10:34:15 PM
A raging debauched orgy?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1261 on: September 12, 2009, 10:35:08 PM
You know it!

Free sushi dinner =  orgy
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1262 on: September 12, 2009, 10:41:54 PM
Well, I can see you're gonna be LOTS of fun in Japan!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1263 on: September 12, 2009, 10:59:18 PM
o_o
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1264 on: September 12, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
You know it!

Free sushi dinner for tricky and punkallstar =  orgy

Fixed
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1265 on: September 13, 2009, 12:03:38 AM
sizzle
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1266 on: September 13, 2009, 08:00:42 AM
Question: If you have a poll, people vote in it and then you decide to change the names of the poll options (assuming this is possible), will the poll results reset or will they stay in the same order for the new poll options? Does the question make sense?

The poll doesn't reset. Whatever was recorded remains.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1267 on: September 13, 2009, 09:19:14 AM
Okay, thanks.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1268 on: September 13, 2009, 09:55:51 AM
CT: I need to get laid.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1269 on: September 13, 2009, 11:04:01 AM
Taking a girl out to dinner has almost always been about sex, whether or not I was getting any at the time.

Ever go out to eat with your mom?

Nice try.

It was a shabby effort at best.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1270 on: September 15, 2009, 02:24:53 AM
CST-  I am never having having sex with a man again.  It is a complete waste of time, because every time I near the rag I get all emotional.  I want a boyfriend for a week out of every month and then I am just mean towards them for the other three, but I still want a boyfriend. 



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1271 on: September 15, 2009, 03:02:50 AM
CST: I like being married. Being single meant I ran equal risk of dating a money-grubbing whore who thinks she should be the center of the world around her. Fuck that.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1272 on: September 15, 2009, 04:16:00 AM
What are you getting at there, man?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1273 on: September 15, 2009, 05:08:58 AM
How am I a money grubbing whore?  You had to go to another country to find someone who would suck your poindexter cock, and I know Japanese chicks don't marry white dorky guys because they are "hot".



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1274 on: September 15, 2009, 05:12:55 AM
your comment in that other thread reminded me of a couple of ex-girlfriends. Unless you were kidding, and I have no idea with you, anyone who puts "bank account" and "car" in their requirement lists qualifies as a gold-digger in my books.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1275 on: September 15, 2009, 05:16:33 AM
Most of the guys here invite you out to dinner and then ask you to pick them up and pay for half of the check, so yea, bank account and car seem to be simple standards at this point in my life.  That is why I like to go out with Luke, because he picks me up and he pays for dinner.  It's nice.  I'm not asking for a new car and my bills to get paid.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1276 on: September 15, 2009, 05:22:27 AM
OK - my experiences here were with the Asian city princess who expected foreign man to:
  • Pay for everything all the time
  • Go out and entertain her at every opportunity
  • Live in a stylish area of town, and only go out to chic restaurants
  • Dress well all the time
  • Book and pay for regular expensive weekends away

It was a combination that doesn't mix well with kiwi blokes.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1277 on: September 15, 2009, 06:07:13 AM

OK - my experiences here were with the Asian city princess who expected foreign man to:
  • Pay for everything all the time - WTF? You should always do this if you can afford it.
  • Go out and entertain her at every opportunity - Fair enough, some girls do not comprehend the responsibilities of others.
  • Live in a stylish area of town, and only go out to chic restaurants - Fuck that. You'll never get into a headbutting contest with a punk rock girl at The Library.
  • Dress well all the time - When you're going out? Yeah. You want to date a girl who shows up in sweatpants and a stained wifebeater?
  • Book and pay for regular expensive weekends away - Maybe they should just stick to blowing their rich daddies on that one... or maybe stick with a man as he makes his way up the financial ladder, and earn that kind of pampering with years of loyalty.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1278 on: September 15, 2009, 07:14:19 AM
...and this next song goes out to a talented young man with misplaced role issues...

Ronnie Milsap-Lost In The Fifties Tonight
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1279 on: September 16, 2009, 02:21:52 AM
Even though I can pay for dinner and going out, and pick up girls up in my car, I like to have them buy me stuff and pick me up. Not all the time mind you, but when "J" and I first met, I got her to buy MY drinks at the show. I want to see some effort - I'm not here to give hand outs. If the girl is responsible enough to be able to pay for her own things, she's proven her worth to me. I am not interested in a dead beat, who wants a dude to take care of her right away. Though after having proving she is responsible, I usually pay for nearly everything else from that point on. I also think it's very important that the girl say "Thank you". My current fling, is super sweet and always thanks me after we go out. :) Makes me happy.  I also of course never talk money, until months in (or ever).

This past year has changed me in many ways... I used to throw money at women, and always ended up "so close" yet, so so far. Remember the Costa Rica trip? Hah. I have learned a lot over the years and especially since December. About what I want mainly, and how to be a tree with deep roots instead of a strand of grass, easily mowed over or plucked from the earth.

Also, I was talking with girlie today asking her how often she masturbates and she says usually daily. Hot. We need to get that clone-a-pussy made and then masturbate together!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1280 on: September 16, 2009, 02:31:01 AM
Prove her worth?  "YOU M'LADY ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE BAGMAN!"



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1281 on: September 16, 2009, 02:46:11 AM
 And I'm the one with misplaced role issues?

 The only time I willingly let a girl pay for anything on a date, is the first date, during which I will nonchalantly get her to pay the tip on our food.

 And I only do that to see how she tips.


 It's no wonder you only bag girls from craigslist.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1282 on: September 16, 2009, 02:51:26 AM
to be a tree with
deep roots instead of a strand
of grass, mowed over
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1283 on: September 16, 2009, 03:01:49 AM
Thou shalt not pluck this flower,
Faire maid,
Unproven as yet thou art,
Roll 4d6,
For a chance to attend,
Grappling school
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1284 on: September 16, 2009, 03:07:07 AM
to be a tree with
deep roots instead of a strand
of grass, mowed over

Bwahahahahaha!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1285 on: September 17, 2009, 02:36:22 AM
CST- Sex



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1286 on: September 17, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of letting guys pay for me, unless we are already boning. Because if he pays and we haven't boned, I know he assumes that he's getting some, when in reality it's unlikely. I like going dutch.

Last night, he bought dinner for me and we had sexytimes! That was nice.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1287 on: September 17, 2009, 11:37:31 AM
what did you have for dinner?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1288 on: September 17, 2009, 03:34:18 PM
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of letting guys pay for me

i don't let guys who i wouldn't fuck take me out to dinner. that's just cruel. and it's just plain rude for the guy not to pay. i'm a damn good girlfriend. i will get on my knees and do naughty things to your cock with my mouth (and hands!) as many times a day as you want, looking up at you with big eyes every so often to remind you i'm loving every second of it, so yeah-- thanks for dinner.

plus, aside from my liquor tab, i'm a pretty cheap date.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1289 on: September 17, 2009, 03:41:50 PM
We had Italian food.

I'm talking about when you go out on a first date, and are at that stage where you aren't ready to fuck. Well, that's how I am anyways. I haven't fucked on the first date in the past. After we are at that point, yes please pay for me as much as you want, but I'll get you the rest of the time. I don't like feeling as if I "owe" anyone anything.
you treat me like a monologue ho