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Current SEX thoughts(Read 498630 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1410 on: September 23, 2009, 01:10:38 PM
I'm quiet around everyone.  And never uncomfortable about it.  Other people might be sometimes, but that's their problem.

My number 1 relationship issue is finding someone interested in living in a < 500 square foot house in the middle of nowhere and farming.  But she can't be a hippy.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1411 on: September 23, 2009, 01:25:02 PM
Hip, I think you should give him head while he vanquishes the undead!

usually i just crawl up to him on my knees, give him a coy look, and he turns away from his game to let me go to town on him. should i encourage him to keep playing next time?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1412 on: September 23, 2009, 01:42:51 PM
He can try but I think he would fail at it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1413 on: September 23, 2009, 01:56:05 PM
I'm quiet around everyone.  And never uncomfortable about it.  Other people might be sometimes, but that's their problem.

Nah you don't creep me out too much.

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My number 1 relationship issue is finding someone interested in living in a < 500 square foot house in the middle of nowhere and farming.  But she can't be a hippy.

You should hang with Dalhraidia more. We'll find you a nice swordwoman who won't care about the size of your... house.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1414 on: September 23, 2009, 02:15:26 PM
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Not really. If I have no more molloscum bumps, I am not contagious. They only transfer on skin-to-skin contact with bumps or from a towel, etc. that has the infection on it. I have no more bumps - and yes I check every night after my shower, thoroughly! I have also been washing my towels and sheets multiple times a week.

But that's not a definitive answer.  It's just you playing by whatever rulebook you think applies.

It's not a medical test, where "positive" is bad and "negative" is good.

If I were a blind man and had to feel around for bumps like some book written in braille, sure I might be nervous about missing one. Molloscum is very easily seen, and if I don't see it, it's not there.  All the doctor would do is look around my groin area JUST like I am doing - his eyes are no better than mine (with glasses), so why waste a co-pay and ignore the obvious.


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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1415 on: September 23, 2009, 02:32:15 PM
cst: boyfriend out of town for three nights. must purchase batteries and stock in pornhub.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1416 on: September 23, 2009, 03:35:33 PM
I really need to get laid.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1417 on: September 23, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
don't you have a wife?

what the fuck is this? when you get married you do actually stop having sex? does it have to be that way?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1418 on: September 23, 2009, 04:03:28 PM
Sorry, yes.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1419 on: September 23, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
For generations...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1420 on: September 23, 2009, 05:02:43 PM
My piece is away for 3 or 4 days ...
I'm right there with ya, Kate ...

Oh, wait; I'll just go and get some strange ...

W3rd!
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1421 on: September 23, 2009, 05:50:27 PM
With or without the bumbs for added pleasure ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1422 on: September 23, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
Dude; I'm Dave, not Kyle ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1423 on: September 23, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
ahh, only the clean strange for Dave.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1424 on: September 23, 2009, 11:32:05 PM
Either works for me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1425 on: September 23, 2009, 11:45:50 PM
Clean or dirty strange?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1426 on: September 24, 2009, 01:33:09 AM
I always feel like fucking after I've mowed my lawn.

Is that weird?

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1427 on: September 24, 2009, 02:49:59 AM
CST:  I broke my year long streak of no sex! Yaaaaaaaaay!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1428 on: September 24, 2009, 03:25:41 AM
OK, I have seen this on 3 threads now.

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« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 03:26:16 AM by banal »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1429 on: September 24, 2009, 03:29:52 AM
coming from hip = acceptable. From Dylan = do NOT fucking want
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1430 on: September 24, 2009, 04:15:59 AM
I CELEBRATE IN ALL THREADS!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1431 on: September 24, 2009, 05:16:13 AM
Every semester I choose a new victim to become my sex slave,which must be between the ages of 19-22.  This semester I chose my target the first day and completed my mission the other night..... all 10 inches of him.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1432 on: September 24, 2009, 05:20:31 AM
I hate to be the one to tell you this; G.I. Joe is 45.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 05:21:30 AM by banal »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1433 on: September 24, 2009, 05:31:33 AM
Your posts don't make sense to me half of the time, so ........ continue burning me.... ?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1434 on: September 24, 2009, 07:05:58 AM
Thanks Brian. Thanks a lot. I'm older than GI Joe. I needed this information.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1435 on: September 24, 2009, 07:31:19 AM
G.I. Joe is an action figure/doll -> You mentioned a 10 inch male. It is not a burn and was never intended as one.

I shall try to dumb it down for you in the future.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1436 on: September 24, 2009, 07:59:18 AM
Wow. That's a long fucking way to go for a non-laugh. Especially since GI Joe hasn't been 10 inches since the early 80s...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1437 on: September 24, 2009, 08:00:21 AM
gay
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1438 on: September 24, 2009, 08:18:03 AM
Wow. That's a long fucking way to go for a non-laugh. Especially since GI Joe hasn't been 10 inches since the early 80s...

One post is a long way ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1439 on: September 24, 2009, 08:28:45 AM
No. The vast chasm between Sasha choosing her seasonal 10" cock and a GI Joe doll.

But I'm sure it made total sense in your mind.
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