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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Current SEX thoughts(Read 502064 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1410 on: September 23, 2009, 01:10:38 PM
I'm quiet around everyone.  And never uncomfortable about it.  Other people might be sometimes, but that's their problem.

My number 1 relationship issue is finding someone interested in living in a < 500 square foot house in the middle of nowhere and farming.  But she can't be a hippy.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1411 on: September 23, 2009, 01:25:02 PM
Hip, I think you should give him head while he vanquishes the undead!

usually i just crawl up to him on my knees, give him a coy look, and he turns away from his game to let me go to town on him. should i encourage him to keep playing next time?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1412 on: September 23, 2009, 01:42:51 PM
He can try but I think he would fail at it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1413 on: September 23, 2009, 01:56:05 PM
I'm quiet around everyone.  And never uncomfortable about it.  Other people might be sometimes, but that's their problem.

Nah you don't creep me out too much.

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My number 1 relationship issue is finding someone interested in living in a < 500 square foot house in the middle of nowhere and farming.  But she can't be a hippy.

You should hang with Dalhraidia more. We'll find you a nice swordwoman who won't care about the size of your... house.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1414 on: September 23, 2009, 02:15:26 PM
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Not really. If I have no more molloscum bumps, I am not contagious. They only transfer on skin-to-skin contact with bumps or from a towel, etc. that has the infection on it. I have no more bumps - and yes I check every night after my shower, thoroughly! I have also been washing my towels and sheets multiple times a week.

But that's not a definitive answer.  It's just you playing by whatever rulebook you think applies.

It's not a medical test, where "positive" is bad and "negative" is good.

If I were a blind man and had to feel around for bumps like some book written in braille, sure I might be nervous about missing one. Molloscum is very easily seen, and if I don't see it, it's not there.  All the doctor would do is look around my groin area JUST like I am doing - his eyes are no better than mine (with glasses), so why waste a co-pay and ignore the obvious.


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Blisters, or papules, usually appear about 6 weeks after exposure but may appear within 1 week.

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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1415 on: September 23, 2009, 02:32:15 PM
cst: boyfriend out of town for three nights. must purchase batteries and stock in pornhub.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1416 on: September 23, 2009, 03:35:33 PM
I really need to get laid.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1417 on: September 23, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
don't you have a wife?

what the fuck is this? when you get married you do actually stop having sex? does it have to be that way?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1418 on: September 23, 2009, 04:03:28 PM
Sorry, yes.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1419 on: September 23, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
For generations...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1420 on: September 23, 2009, 05:02:43 PM
My piece is away for 3 or 4 days ...
I'm right there with ya, Kate ...

Oh, wait; I'll just go and get some strange ...

W3rd!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1421 on: September 23, 2009, 05:50:27 PM
With or without the bumbs for added pleasure ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1422 on: September 23, 2009, 05:57:30 PM
Dude; I'm Dave, not Kyle ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1423 on: September 23, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
ahh, only the clean strange for Dave.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1424 on: September 23, 2009, 11:32:05 PM
Either works for me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1425 on: September 23, 2009, 11:45:50 PM
Clean or dirty strange?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1426 on: September 24, 2009, 01:33:09 AM
I always feel like fucking after I've mowed my lawn.

Is that weird?

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1427 on: September 24, 2009, 02:49:59 AM
CST:  I broke my year long streak of no sex! Yaaaaaaaaay!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1428 on: September 24, 2009, 03:25:41 AM
OK, I have seen this on 3 threads now.

edit: 4
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 03:26:16 AM by banal »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1429 on: September 24, 2009, 03:29:52 AM
coming from hip = acceptable. From Dylan = do NOT fucking want
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1430 on: September 24, 2009, 04:15:59 AM
I CELEBRATE IN ALL THREADS!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1431 on: September 24, 2009, 05:16:13 AM
Every semester I choose a new victim to become my sex slave,which must be between the ages of 19-22.  This semester I chose my target the first day and completed my mission the other night..... all 10 inches of him.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1432 on: September 24, 2009, 05:20:31 AM
I hate to be the one to tell you this; G.I. Joe is 45.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 05:21:30 AM by banal »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1433 on: September 24, 2009, 05:31:33 AM
Your posts don't make sense to me half of the time, so ........ continue burning me.... ?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1434 on: September 24, 2009, 07:05:58 AM
Thanks Brian. Thanks a lot. I'm older than GI Joe. I needed this information.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1435 on: September 24, 2009, 07:31:19 AM
G.I. Joe is an action figure/doll -> You mentioned a 10 inch male. It is not a burn and was never intended as one.

I shall try to dumb it down for you in the future.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1436 on: September 24, 2009, 07:59:18 AM
Wow. That's a long fucking way to go for a non-laugh. Especially since GI Joe hasn't been 10 inches since the early 80s...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1437 on: September 24, 2009, 08:00:21 AM
gay
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:39:58 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1438 on: September 24, 2009, 08:18:03 AM
Wow. That's a long fucking way to go for a non-laugh. Especially since GI Joe hasn't been 10 inches since the early 80s...

One post is a long way ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1439 on: September 24, 2009, 08:28:45 AM
No. The vast chasm between Sasha choosing her seasonal 10" cock and a GI Joe doll.

But I'm sure it made total sense in your mind.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!