ow.

Yeah ...

Speaking of which, maybe this is my FB's problem:
http://redtube.com/23468

Do you really think she's the kind of girl who would fuck some dude with a giant dick behind your back?

Doing it doggie style with a huge cock also goes into the "do not attempt" file.

CST-  I was put into the hospital by a huge cock.  It is quite the embarassing tale!  I was having sex for a couple of hours with the big one and then I went home.  When I got home I had a boy waiting for me and after we had sex it started to hurt really bad.  I couldn't breathe or move or anything.  I decided that whiskey should solve my problems, and it didn't.  I then went to the hospital and they said that the huge cock had irritated an already flaring infection and that I can't have sex for ten days.  I don't think I will be having sex with the guy with the big cock anymore anyway though because he got mad at me for hitting it and then just quitting it.

Do you really think she's the kind of girl who would fuck some dude with a giant dick behind your back?

You missed the joke, man ...

Doing it doggie style with a huge cock also goes into the "do not attempt" file.

This, I know ....
At least not at first ...

CST-  I was put into the hospital by a huge cock.  It is quite the embarassing tale!  I was having sex for a couple of hours with the big one and then I went home.  When I got home I had a boy waiting for me and after we had sex it started to hurt really bad.  I couldn't breathe or move or anything.  I decided that whiskey should solve my problems, and it didn't.  I then went to the hospital and they said that the huge cock had irritated an already flaring infection and that I can't have sex for ten days.  I don't think I will be having sex with the guy with the big cock anymore anyway though because he got mad at me for hitting it and then just quitting it.

Stretch = irritation, if there's underlying problems ...

I'm glad you concurred Dr. Thrash.

Speaking of which, maybe this is my FB's problem:

What, that you have a big black cock and you joke about slathering it in catsup?

CST:  Creampies without the need to worry about impregnation are fucking awesome.

I don't understand the term creampie.  I know that it makes sense, but it's just used to describe something normal.  I tend to like terms that describe things that aren't done normally such as hat trick, dvda, and dirty sanchez.

Uhm, you'd better remove the auction for your penis in For Sale then, dude ...

That was done in jest ... Besides, there weren't any takers.

youre right. its been since 2008 since Ive played that game.

well played, si

*twirls his mustache*

CST-  My ex boyfriend has made it his personal mission in life to text everyone I date that I have herpes.  Awesome.

Did you give him herpes?

CST-  My ex boyfriend has made it his personal mission in life to text everyone I date that I have herpes.

How is he getting their numbers?

"Hey, dude, I know we just met, but can I get your number?  I'd like to send you some texts later on tonight."

cst: last night while we were watching LOST... i am: lying on my front, head towards the foot of the bed, propped up on my elbows to see the screen. he is: lounging back the normal way in the bed. i'm wearing: a bra and this little white cotton pair of panties with navy blue piping that hug my ass and hips just right. he starts stroking my ass as we lay there watching tv. light little touches all over my bum, teasing the inside of my cheeks with random little pinches, sometimes a surprise sharp pinch... the lightest of random smacks on my bottom, followed by more of the fingertip strokes...

as if i'm jot already having difficulty focusing on my breathing, nevermind LOST, suddenly he slips my barely-on vibrator under my hips and teases just under my clit for a few minutes, still teasing my ass with little smacks and pinches. my knees are bent, feet in the air, and they keep migrating toward one another and he keeps throwing one away from the other when it happens-- keeping my feet and knees spread wide. he starts fingering my pussy and the vibrator gets turned up on my clit... then he's pushing the vibrator straight in against my pussy, over my panties, and slowly but firmly works it into me, panties and all, just a few inches, as i try not to writhe around too much. working my panties into me like that was so fucking hot. i'm biting my lips trying not to give him the satisfaction of knowing just how turned on i am. tonight it's like a game for
me. make him work me hard for it... he tells me he wants to see me slip my hand under my body and touch myself while he fucks me with my toy, so i comply. i'm a good girl and do what i'm told. as i play with myself through the cotton, he pulls the toy out of me and yanks the soaked panties aside, pushing the toy, now vibing harder, deep into my pussy. it's not a small one, either. after a few minutes fucking me with it, he traps it inside me, holding it in place with my panties. he spanks my ass a few rough times and says he's going to lie back and watch, and i better make myself cum for him like the naughty girl i am.

so i did. the end! good thursday night.   

...and what happened on LOST?

ah hahahaha....


I didn't give my ex boyfriend herpes and we slept together for years!

...and what happened on LOST?

obviously i will have to watch the episode again.

sigh

do i bore you?

I want a bf.

Butt F****?

You're psychic!

You know you would try it.

Butt F****?

umm what's the extra " * " for?

You know you would try it.

I said he was psychic, not wrong.

Butt F****?

umm what's the extra " * " for?

Exclamation mark!

What she said.