THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Blahhhhhh

I don't really like the taste of pussy. But, I take it like a man.

you're a pussy.

She 16, he was merely "implying" ...

I don't really like the taste of pussy. But, I take it like a man.

Pussy is delicious. I'll eat it on end for hours, literally.

My current pussy is the cleanest I've ever tasted.  Magnificent, if you will.

What do STDs taste like ?

Burning.

What's wrong with the taste of pussy Kyle?  Sometimes I will get a sweaty cock and I do not like the taste of that, but I deal with it.

Hehehe, reminded me of this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls

I don't really like the taste of pussy. But, I take it like a man.

Pussy is delicious. I'll eat it on end for hours, literally.

Seriously. Especially straight out of the shower. Towel off, go to town.

My experience with eating pussy (every fucking time):

Me: "I'm REALLY good at eating pussy, seriously, pro."
Her: "Haha, yeah right, that's what all the guys say and they never live up to the hype."
Me: "You don't have to take my word for it, you just gotta experience it."
Her: "Yeah yeah, sure."

A pussy eating later....

Her (twitching on her back, gasping): "Woah....wow.....holy shit, what the fuck....."
Me: "Did that live up?"
Her: "Fuck yes"

Every guy that has claimed he's amazing at eating box, fails at eating box.

I don't really like the taste of pussy

Try cock.

Eating pussy isn't hard.  9 out of 10 guys I get with could do it professionally.

Yeah, but right there you just sold out a couple hundred that suck at it.

We can't all have power moves.

What's wrong with the taste of pussy Kyle?  Sometimes I will get a sweaty cock and I do not like the taste of that, but I deal with it.

I did say I take it like a man -- I deal with it too.

I just don't like the taste... maybe the pussies I am eating just ain't right. Hard to explain. I wouldn't use the word "sour" because that is not quite the taste sensation, but it's just strong. I only went down on J once because I didn't enjoy the taste at all, but I've gone done twice now on the-unnamed-gal, and all three times I have gone down I gag as I am lapping and eating it. It doesn't stop me from going to tongue-town, and I am very careful not to let the gals feel me gag. I make all these "MMM"" noises and get it real sloppy when I'm digging in the clam chowder, so convey that I like it. I do like doing it because I like seeing girls squirm and writhe, but the taste is gross.

I have not yet had a freshly cleaned straight-out-of-the-shower snatch pie, so maybe my mouth has just been on sweaty vaginas.

some just don't taste good - a shower normally helps

GOD Kyle!  The way you describe certain things makes me LOL .... to the max!

really? the terminology he uses kind of makes me dry-heave.

He makes me heave laughter.

Dry humor ...

hehe

CST-

don't do this to me when I'm stuck in the office

Leather Tuscadero, why are you so hot?!  I want to be Sasha Tuscadero!

I am the master of the clit. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all clits! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Heil Clitler!

Leather Tuscadero, why are you so hot?!  I want to be Sasha Tuscadero!