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Current SEX thoughts(Read 505940 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1620 on: October 11, 2009, 09:58:06 PM
It's why he mods the place ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1621 on: October 11, 2009, 10:22:20 PM
It didn't do you any good because you lack the proper game.  *Gasp*  Bagman has more game than you!

*yawn*

old news...

He didn't.  He's not very suave I guess.  Plus he has zero game.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1622 on: October 11, 2009, 11:45:29 PM
What is this bringing up shit I don't remember shit?!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1623 on: October 12, 2009, 01:21:00 AM
... and where did he find it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1624 on: October 12, 2009, 09:31:17 AM
... and where did he find it?

1.  Click on "Search"
2.  Click on "Advanced Search"
3.  Type in "game" as search criteria
4.  Type in "13chemicals" as user
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1625 on: October 12, 2009, 10:12:40 AM

1.  Click on "Search"
1.  Click on "Advanced Search"
2.  Type in "game" as search criteria
3.  Type in "13chemicals" as user
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1626 on: October 12, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
excellent point!

I wasn't cognizant of that search area being under the banner!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1627 on: October 12, 2009, 10:28:50 AM
Liar! You are just trying to earn points from Dave by getting people to view more ads.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1628 on: October 12, 2009, 10:39:17 AM
A)  No ads
B)  Don't care for Dave Points
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1629 on: October 12, 2009, 12:09:33 PM
   
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1630 on: October 13, 2009, 02:23:47 AM
The last 3 posts say it all ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1631 on: October 15, 2009, 05:47:25 PM
CT: A season without sex blows. No pun intended.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1632 on: October 15, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
a season?? what the fuck?

go have sex! you married someone! to me, marriage means guaranteed sex for the duration of the marriage. why marry someone who's not going to slob your knob whenever the fuck you want? i can't wait to be a little horndog wifey for my husband to come home to. or cum on. of course, it's all semantics when it comes to this topic with me. i love sex and i love pleasing my man and he pleases me in turn. how, for god's sake, can anyone have other ideals in this marriage scenario? is there a point at which most women lose interest? is it the moment the honeymoon ends? WHY? HOW? SAY IT ISN'T SO!

oh, how it baffles me still.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1633 on: October 15, 2009, 11:14:07 PM
let me add: perhaps potential wifey seems like she will never lose interest in sex. wouldn't there still be some sort of sign that would tip you off? a few evening headaches too many... a mysteriously long period one month when she won't go near you... an every-so-often "i'm just so tired tonight..." wouldn't there be something??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1634 on: October 16, 2009, 01:28:34 AM
I'd leave; post haste ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1635 on: October 16, 2009, 07:20:20 PM
let me add: perhaps potential wifey seems like she will never lose interest in sex. wouldn't there still be some sort of sign that would tip you off? a few evening headaches too many... a mysteriously long period one month when she won't go near you... an every-so-often "i'm just so tired tonight..." wouldn't there be something??

We had quite an active sex life for about four years into our marriage then around Year 5 it came to a sloping dropping crawl.

Five years later... I had it at least once. I've got the byproduct to prove it.

I love her but she's on the clock.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 07:26:56 PM by Daddy »



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1636 on: October 17, 2009, 12:48:11 AM
let me add: perhaps potential wifey seems like she will never lose interest in sex. wouldn't there still be some sort of sign that would tip you off? a few evening headaches too many... a mysteriously long period one month when she won't go near you... an every-so-often "i'm just so tired tonight..." wouldn't there be something??

No, pretty much it goes from total non stop sex to nothing.

Then you find yourself doing things like wildly masturbating in in the middle of the night to prove a point, and when that fails to make the intended impression, fucking cute girls who live hundreds of miles away.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1637 on: October 17, 2009, 01:21:01 AM
with any luck, i'll be bedding mello after i wine and dine her at the 'ho' tomorrow night. remember the ho? we went there once.













ONCE.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1638 on: October 17, 2009, 04:08:14 AM
Pix Pls ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1639 on: October 17, 2009, 08:57:53 AM
Then you find yourself doing things like wildly masturbating in in the middle of the night to prove a point, and when that fails to make the intended impression, fucking cute fat girls who live hundreds of miles away.

Yup.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1640 on: October 17, 2009, 09:48:44 AM
I should invite some friends over tonight for a little fun.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1641 on: October 17, 2009, 10:16:39 AM
with any luck, i'll be bedding mello after i wine and dine her at the 'ho' tomorrow night. remember the ho? we went there once.


ONCE.

Yeah, I remember the ho.

Why did we only go there ONCE?
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1642 on: October 17, 2009, 10:33:44 AM
i'm sure we were otherwise occupied...


i was actually just referencing the movie johnny dangerously.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1643 on: October 17, 2009, 12:07:20 PM
I need to watch that again; great movie ...

"Johnny's gettin' laid!"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1644 on: October 17, 2009, 12:13:43 PM
(about sexless marriage) I don't get what's so weird about it, if someones sex drive died so they dont really want it anymore.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2009, 12:14:52 PM by Sakhi »



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1645 on: October 17, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
Then they aren't with a person who excites them anymore ...
... this is a BAD thing
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1646 on: October 17, 2009, 03:07:39 PM
And part of a relationship is sexual attraction and bumping uglies.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1647 on: October 17, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
It makes it HEALTHY, yes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1648 on: October 18, 2009, 12:41:30 AM
If you are married and you and your significant other don't have sex anymore do you guys fuck other women on the side?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1649 on: October 18, 2009, 12:53:51 AM
No, that'd be wrong.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!