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Current SEX thoughts(Read 506054 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1680 on: October 20, 2009, 12:26:36 PM
Maybe when you're 53 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1681 on: October 20, 2009, 05:47:15 PM
Maybe.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1682 on: October 20, 2009, 07:06:09 PM
Next week?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1683 on: October 21, 2009, 11:32:52 AM
If I got married and years later stopped putting out I would expect my husband to stay faithful.

Could he look at porn?

Yes..? I don't know. This isn't something i ever see myself doing; regardless of whether I want sex or not I think I would put out once a week if he wants it.

Compromise, brahs... =P



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1684 on: October 21, 2009, 12:11:45 PM
If nothing else, putting out can be for yourself ...
Shit, had to do it for 2-3 years ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1685 on: October 21, 2009, 12:19:50 PM
whoa, sakhi-- once you get a few good deep dickings, i'm sure you'll want sex all the time. live that shit to the fullest, little chickie. find a big dick and ride the hell out of it. or, you know, take a page from my book and let him fuck, spank, and use you til you cum from the mere thought of his hands grabbing your hips and forcing you down on his huge cock...

oops. i was going to masturbate and got distracted.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1686 on: October 21, 2009, 06:14:38 PM
Funny, I thought you were while writing the above ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1687 on: October 21, 2009, 09:53:59 PM
Funny, I thought you were while writing the above ...

She was.

Just stick it to the wall and ride that shit doggy style while bent over typing on your keyboard or laptop.

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1688 on: October 21, 2009, 10:01:43 PM
Seems like that might make typing difficult.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1689 on: October 21, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Practice makes perfect.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1690 on: October 22, 2009, 01:35:04 AM
i'd give it a shot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1691 on: October 22, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
CST:  I'm in a sexual funk.  I can get laid, don't get me wrong, but I'm having a hard time actually liking anyone since I still like the north carolina guy.  Why am I hung up on him?  God, it sucks!  I went on a date last night and the guy was cool and nice but just blah.  I'm not attracted to hipsters, I'm attracted to nerdy guys with hot bods and big cocks.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1692 on: October 22, 2009, 01:41:07 PM
CST:  I'm in a sexual funk.  I can get laid, don't get me wrong, but I'm having a hard time actually liking anyone since I still like the north carolina guy.  Why am I hung up on him?  God, it sucks!  I went on a date last night and the guy was cool and nice but just blah.  I'm not attracted to hipsters, I'm attracted to nerdy guys with hot bods and big cocks.

*waves hand*

Meanwhile, I'm in a sexual funk as well ...
I'm all "sure, let's get laid, Dave", and then I'm all ...
"Meh ..."
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1693 on: October 22, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
That's because you aren't having sex with me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1694 on: October 22, 2009, 02:39:40 PM
whoa, sakhi-- once you get a few good deep dickings, i'm sure you'll want sex all the time.

I want sex all the time now...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1695 on: October 22, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
No sex for you young lady.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1696 on: October 22, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
so what you're saying is that you have a big fat hard cock deep inside your little pussy, pounding you so hard you get dizzy just trying to breathe? uselessly grabbing at bedsheets to keep hold to the bed as you get fucked senseless... i sure hope he spanked you. that's pretty much the icing on my orgasm cake.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1697 on: October 22, 2009, 03:38:10 PM
no sirree ma'am.

No sex for you young lady.

tru dat.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1698 on: October 22, 2009, 03:48:00 PM
But once you become of legal age, that's how you want it, right?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1699 on: October 22, 2009, 04:07:20 PM
I am of legal age.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1700 on: October 22, 2009, 04:25:08 PM
Aren't you like 16? That's sketchy at best here in the USA.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1701 on: October 22, 2009, 04:34:29 PM
Well that's great but I am of legal age in England... Which is where counts considering I doubt I'm going to the USA anytime in the next 2 years.

Also, I dont know what state TGK/Deviant lives in but 16 is legal for him too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1702 on: October 22, 2009, 04:36:31 PM
Then go get yourself some sex. Just don't get knocked up.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1703 on: October 22, 2009, 04:41:36 PM
I'm confused, is a 16 fucking a 16 year old in the US not okay?
I always figured if both people were underage it was okay.
Same with sending porn etc.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1704 on: October 22, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
Laws vary here by state, so we're all confused.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1705 on: October 22, 2009, 05:11:22 PM
i mean... say, in a state where 16 is the age of consent.
if a 14 year old had sex with a 15 year old, would one of them be guilty by law?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1706 on: October 22, 2009, 05:27:09 PM
In some states if both persons are underage, only the male is charged.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1707 on: October 22, 2009, 05:48:13 PM
Oh, ouch.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1708 on: October 22, 2009, 06:48:30 PM
That's because you aren't having sex with me.

I've offered ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1709 on: October 22, 2009, 07:26:18 PM
But once you become of legal age, that's how you want it, right?
I am of legal age.
Sakhi, let me recommend you put somewhere in your account settings "Of Legal Age in the UK", so that this conversation can stop recurring every 3-6 months.  ;)
Like yours.  Only different.