Meh. She's pretty damn cute... and she's got that nine-year-old little girl voice thing goin' on...

Of course I haven't seen or heard her in 8 year so she might look and sound like Moe Slezak now...

8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.

8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.

Aged like a catcher's mitt as in lots of guys pounding their fist in your leathery folds?

if you break it in properly and oil it regularly. a catchers mitt can last many seasons

My fielder glove lasted four seasons, then I got to big to put it on anymore. They moved my ass to DH.

if you break it in properly and oil it regularly. a catchers mitt can last many seasons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l8lqNakPI

current sex thought.

I am less horny in winter.
(Ok I admit it, its because Father Christmas cant have kids sit on his knee these days)

I let father christmas stick his candy cane where ever he chooses this season.

Naughty!

Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographiic exclusively now.

* FAH-Q feels old

Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographiic exclusively now.

You're missing out then.

I finally ended my relationship.  Both in real life and on facebook.

Go Chad!! Single for xmas '09 FTW!

Maybe we will have that drink next week.

Yeah, I'm breakin' in a new bitch for Xmas...

Are we talking a human bitch or a playmate for your other dogs?

Either way I'm willing to go in on the DP.

Don't be coy. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You want another trip to Wendy's, you got to 'fess up some warm, wet, friction...

CST: Every time I read Zoomie's posts I lose my sex drive for weeks.

CST: Every time I read Zoomie's posts I lose my sex drive for weeks.

Probably best, or we'll have a world with more Krsnas than Muslims.

Yeah man.

Keep it coming Zooms!

I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.

Maybe if your were just bare more often ?

Just doing my part for a better tomorrow.

8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.

Oh wow... I cant wait to hang out with your when youre 40

CST:  Don't want it.  I rarely want it.  I think I have low testosterone.

CST: Not I, said the Si.

Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographic exclusively now.

You're missing out then.

I finally ended my relationship.  Both in real life and on facebook.

I mixed it up last night and you will be proud to learn that I made it into the 25-35 bracket.

I'm 37, btw ...

I mixed it up last night and you will be proud to learn that I made it into the 25-35 bracket.

Very nice!

Meh. She's pretty damn cute... and she's got that nine-year-old little girl voice thing goin' on...

Of course I haven't seen or heard her in 8 year so she might look and sound like Moe Slezak now...

I have to admit, just coming into this page, I thought you were talking about Sarah ...

She's totally ignoring me now. Even the stalker thread I started. I think it has something to do with the fact that I reminded her she was gonna go lesbo after me.

And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?

And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?

Mosh has heard it.