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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2130 on: December 21, 2009, 09:08:59 PM
Current Sasha Gossip-  I told Aasim that I can't see him anymore.  Hopefully Danzig can stay away from cock and I can stay away from Aasim this holiday season.... for the kids of course.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2131 on: December 21, 2009, 09:30:19 PM
Just say no to Aasim and Cock in '10.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2132 on: December 21, 2009, 09:36:51 PM
It's been a long time.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2133 on: December 22, 2009, 03:04:22 AM
I just watched this movie that my friend Gayvid told me I had to see.  It was called, "He's just not that into you."  That movie made me sick to my stomach.  Are women really that pathetic?  This woman's husbands cheated on her because they never had sex... and she was surprised. I couldn't believe that she was surprised!  I wanted to punch her in the vagina through my tv screen.  Never again will you get me to watch you rom-com starring Drew Barrymore, never... again!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2134 on: December 22, 2009, 04:00:57 AM
Did the title of the movie not already speak volumes to you about it's potential horribleness?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2135 on: December 22, 2009, 08:01:05 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 22, 2009, 04:00:57 AM
Did the fact that the person who recommended the movie was named "Gayvid" not already speak volumes to you about it's potential horribleness?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2136 on: December 22, 2009, 10:24:37 AM
Does four times or less a year count as a married sex life?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2137 on: December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time. :P

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2138 on: December 22, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Fisting.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2139 on: December 22, 2009, 01:42:15 PM
Quote from: tricky on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time. :P

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.

You're gonna tell me the juicy details privately.......right?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2140 on: December 22, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
Many firsts?  You have to tell me.  I'm stuck in vanilla sex mode lately...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2141 on: December 22, 2009, 07:19:03 PM
I wouldn't mind being stuck in any kind of sex mode right about now.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2142 on: December 22, 2009, 07:24:21 PM
Cosigned.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2143 on: December 22, 2009, 07:32:17 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 22, 2009, 01:42:15 PM
Quote from: tricky on December 22, 2009, 01:23:51 PM
Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time. :P

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.

You're gonna tell me the juicy details privately.......right?

Maybe.

Quote from: 13chemicals on December 22, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
Many firsts?  You have to tell me.  I'm stuck in vanilla sex mode lately...

Maybe.

Quote from: Daddy on December 22, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Fisting.

Not quite.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2144 on: December 22, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
Come on!  I'll tell you something if you tell me...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2145 on: December 22, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 07:46:56 PM by banal »
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2146 on: December 22, 2009, 07:47:03 PM
Jointing. Stumping.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2147 on: December 22, 2009, 07:47:45 PM
A midget amputee...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2148 on: December 22, 2009, 08:01:02 PM
Getting head, given a whole new meaning
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2149 on: December 22, 2009, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 21, 2009, 08:30:55 AM
She's totally ignoring me now. Even the stalker thread I started. I think it has something to do with the fact that I reminded her she was gonna go lesbo after me.

And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?

No, not even when she's ... well ...

Quote from: 13chemicals on December 22, 2009, 03:04:22 AM
I just watched this movie that my friend Gayvid told me I had to see.  It was called, "He's just not that into you."  That movie made me sick to my stomach.  Are women really that pathetic?  This woman's husbands cheated on her because they never had sex... and she was surprised. I couldn't believe that she was surprised!  I wanted to punch her in the vagina through my tv screen.  Never again will you get me to watch you rom-com starring Drew Barrymore, never... again!

So it's about Daddy?

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2150 on: December 22, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2151 on: December 22, 2009, 09:28:36 PM
Done which one?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2152 on: December 23, 2009, 12:57:37 AM
cst: i have absolutely no libido. its helpful and depressing.
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Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2153 on: December 23, 2009, 01:28:38 AM
According to Seinfeld rules you should be a mad super genius by this point ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2154 on: December 23, 2009, 06:56:14 AM
I didnt realize my wife was on the board.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2155 on: December 23, 2009, 09:37:25 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 22, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
I've never done this.  Sasha 417   Brooke 2

Why do I only get 2?  :'(
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2156 on: December 23, 2009, 09:50:48 PM
Because I am the queen of this board and what I decree is the final word!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2157 on: December 24, 2009, 07:57:47 AM
The Dylan is dead, long live the Dylan.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2158 on: December 24, 2009, 12:18:27 PM
Now that I'm single I found a new place for dating:

http://www.gaythugdating.com/
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2159 on: December 24, 2009, 01:40:07 PM
Dear diary,

Why am I so lucky?  The hottest guy is naked in my bed feeling my tits.

Yay

Love,

Sasha
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