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Current SEX thoughts(Read 506119 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2250 on: January 15, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
Mi estavios de pesca esta en la cosina.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2251 on: January 16, 2010, 02:28:14 PM
Burrito Supremo!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2252 on: January 16, 2010, 03:04:51 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2253 on: January 16, 2010, 03:33:12 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2254 on: January 16, 2010, 04:57:24 PM
Claramente, Thrash no es uno de los otros.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2255 on: January 17, 2010, 10:41:56 PM
I wish I was a walrus, somedays.

Walrus sucks own dick



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2256 on: January 17, 2010, 11:12:58 PM
haha. the guys acting all grossed out.

pssh. he wishes.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2257 on: January 18, 2010, 02:02:16 AM
So wait, did you get laid?  I don't get it.

The shittiest part about 2010 so far is that I'm on my period really bad.  I put a bloody hand print on my lovers chest last night.  I marked the sex warrior with my essence.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2258 on: January 18, 2010, 09:15:05 AM
If guys could suck their own dicks, the economy would be perpetually in the shitter.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2259 on: January 18, 2010, 09:32:33 AM
I'd rather not suck my own dick.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2260 on: January 18, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
When I was younger (14-15) and in gymnastics I could kinda do it. I could just get to the tip, but it really hurt my back after too long and any joy gained from having your dick sucked is pretty much undone by having your dick in your mouth. I guess that's why I haven't spent my sexual adulthood 69-ing dudes.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2261 on: January 18, 2010, 02:06:33 PM
OK I could have gone to the grave not knowing that about you Lucky...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2262 on: January 18, 2010, 04:50:03 PM
Pffft like you never tried.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2263 on: January 18, 2010, 05:05:12 PM
Ah, just the tip. 

<-- starts up her imaginarium.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2264 on: January 18, 2010, 07:40:56 PM
Pffft like you never tried.

Of course. But I didn't need to know he succeeded...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2265 on: January 18, 2010, 08:00:18 PM
I came close once when I was about 14. In retrospect I'm pretty glad I didn't succeed because I can now go through my entire life without ever having to know what it feels like to have a dick in my mouth.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2266 on: January 18, 2010, 08:45:09 PM


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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2267 on: January 19, 2010, 12:56:16 AM
When I was younger (14-15) and in gymnastics I could kinda do it. I could just get to the tip, but it really hurt my back after too long and any joy gained from having your dick sucked is pretty much undone by having your dick in your mouth. I guess that's why I haven't spent my sexual adulthood 69-ing dudes.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2268 on: January 19, 2010, 04:02:17 AM
I could have when I used to do modern dance, thank god I got out of that before puberty
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2269 on: January 19, 2010, 03:45:11 PM
What I wouldn't give to have a time machine that I could go back to the year 1994 in.  I would go to New Zealand and wait behind some bushes outside of your modern dance class.  I would then jump out and hog tie you while calling you a fag.  It would be worth getting arrested over.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2270 on: January 19, 2010, 06:01:41 PM
I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again.  :-\



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2271 on: January 19, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
What I wouldn't give to have a time machine that I could go back to the year 1994 in.  I would go to New Zealand and wait behind some bushes outside of your modern dance class.  I would then jump out and hog tie you while calling you a fag.  It would be worth getting arrested over.

Being able to dance came in very handy once I got to college however.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2272 on: January 19, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
... and later in life, naked and onstage with a group of guys
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2273 on: January 20, 2010, 03:25:20 PM
Cum on her bald head:
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2274 on: January 20, 2010, 03:49:32 PM
I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again.  :-\

You want to be me for a day?  Okay, I'll let you have a go at it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2275 on: January 20, 2010, 04:22:29 PM
Can I stick two fingers up your communist twat?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2276 on: January 20, 2010, 05:25:50 PM
Cum on her bald head:


Done deal ...

I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again.  :-\

You want to be me for a day?  Okay, I'll let you have a go at it.

I want you to know that I REALLY thought long and hard about this and decided that I actually would if given the chance; but only for a day or two ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2277 on: January 20, 2010, 10:02:44 PM
I don't miss those days, sure getting laid a lot is fun but there's so much BS before and after. Especially if she was Korean. God
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2278 on: January 20, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
You're just saying that...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2279 on: January 20, 2010, 11:33:56 PM
you know I'm not lying about the Korean fucked-upness
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.